Woman Drives With Dead Body For Months In Car

[Sionnach Glic]

Does this mean we have to stamp all moderator business:
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That's a bit more like it.

[Mikey]

I realized I "misspelled" it as soon as I posted. To the signature-inator!

[Deepcrush]

The Emperor's Light has reached us now.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Okay, as for the dead body in the car for almost a year... ewww. They're in California, where the summers reach in the 100's F. That's gotta singe some nose hairs. Not only that, but wouldn't the body have been infested with all sorts of bugs, maggots, and the like? And she'd have her own flock of buzzards flying around her car. Anyone see that episode of Mythbusters where Adam and Jamey buy a '85 Corvette, put a couple of whole pig carcasses in the seats, seal the car with duct tape, then put the car in a cargo container for 6 months? When they went to open the container, they had to don breathing masks and sanitation suits, then there were maggots all over the floor of the container, and when they opened the car, everybody within 100 feet started to almost gag from the overpowering stench. The seats in the 'Vette were ruined, and when they tried to sell the car, they could only sell it as a parts car, and the stink NEVER went away from the car or the container.

Yeah, I remember that episode. Good points there. The smell alone...

[kostmayer]

Theres still one thing I can't understand about this whole story.

Where did she put her groceries?

[Mikey]

American cars have back seats and trunks, you kno.

[Lighthawk]

Yeah, that's where MOST people put their dead bodies.

[Mikey]

Yeah, in Jersey we usually wrap them in a rug and toss them in a trunk, until we get them to the Pine Barrens or the Meadowlands.

I mean, I have a legitimate union job, There is no mafia.

[Angharrad]

Okay, as for the dead body in the car for almost a year... ewww. They're in California, where the summers reach in the 100's F. That's gotta singe some nose hairs. Not only that, but wouldn't the body have been infested with all sorts of bugs, maggots, and the like? And she'd have her own flock of buzzards flying around her car. Anyone see that episode of Mythbusters where Adam and Jamey buy a '85 Corvette, put a couple of whole pig carcasses in the seats, seal the car with duct tape, then put the car in a cargo container for 6 months? When they went to open the container, they had to don breathing masks and sanitation suits, then there were maggots all over the floor of the container, and when they opened the car, everybody within 100 feet started to almost gag from the overpowering stench. The seats in the 'Vette were ruined, and when they tried to sell the car, they could only sell it as a parts car, and the stink NEVER went away from the car or the container.

How did I miss this episode? Maybe she ran the a/c constantly.

American cars have back seats and trunks, you kno.

Yeah, that's where MOST people put their dead bodies.

After its wrapped in heavy plastic and properly sealed with duct tape.

[Mark]

We have different options here in Parasise. Shark infested waters and a pig farm disposes of evidence nicely

[Angharrad]

Speaking of pig farms: Not just in paradise