Am I the only person who does this?

[thelordharry]

I cheat and borrow the wife's eyeliner and draw a raised eyebrow....

Is that what you do too Kierann?

[Reliant121]

Nope, i used my real eyebrows!

Eyeliner is for eyes. Not for eyebrows

you can get special eyebrow pencils

[thelordharry]

Nope, i used my real eyebrows!

Eyeliner is for eyes. Not for eyebrows

you can get special eyebrow pencils

You should open up your own boutique

[Grundig]

I thought the courtesy sniff was what you do if someone comes into a public restroom while you're on the John. Sort of a "Hello, you're not alone" sort of thing.

[thelordharry]

I thought the courtesy sniff was what you do if someone comes into a public restroom while you're on the John. Sort of a "Hello, you're not alone" sort of thing.

Ahhh, that would make sense, maybe even a courtesy throat clearing cough as well.

[Reliant121]

How thoughtful of them

Boutique? nahh I cant remain polite to assholish customers.

[Granitehewer]

in public toilets, i tend to hum loudly out of sympathy and embarrassment if in an adjacent cubicle to a 'moaner', helps veil the noise although sometimes people associate me with the wrong noise........

[Sionnach Glic]

Are you right handed? And Rochey, are you left handed?

I'm also right handed.

Hm, that gives me an idea for a pointless thread!

[Captain Picard's Hair]

Are you right handed? And Rochey, are you left handed?

I'm also right handed.

Hm, that gives me an idea for a pointless thread!

Wait, there's a thread somewhere in this whole place that has a point? Where?

[Granitehewer]

yes its the needle attached to it lol

[thelordharry]

in public toilets, i tend to hum loudly out of sympathy and embarrassment if in an adjacent cubicle to a 'moaner', helps veil the noise although sometimes people associate me with the wrong noise........

Just for a bit of a laugh sometimes, if I'm in the old khazi 'spending a penny' (i.e. 'doing a number 1' and I don't mean Will Riker....) and when I'm finished and have washed my hands etc, if there is someone in a cubicle really giving it some with plenty of splashdown....if no-one else is about, I'll simply loudly knock on the cubicle door and wait for the sheepish 'hello?' before leaving

[Granitehewer]

...preferable to my old technique of waiting by the toilet inner entrance, hurling into the cubicle some toilet roll like a pseudo-grenade then pelting away, i was a little imp when younger

[Aaron]

I used to scream while I was pissing at the urinal that "the bitch gave me the burn!", if there was a guy in the stall. Now I usually don't use public washrooms, seems people have problems with not shitting on the seat around here.

[Granitehewer]

kendell, did your doctor, try to imply that your apnea was iatrogenic?

[SammiSynthetic]

By any chance, am i the only one here who when eating dinner or sumin, they eat certain things at a time. like for example, i eat...i dunno...my beans first, then chips then sausages? as in one at a time? LOL

I know my mum does it lol