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Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:53 pm
by Laughing Man
A Southend Jedi Knight who refused to dehood in his local Jobcentre was escorted from the premises by security stormtroopers, the Sun reports.

Chris Jarvis, 31, is described as a Star Wars fan and member of the International Church of Jediism. Said church's intergalactic hoodie uniform is at odds with the strict doctrine of the Department for Work and Pensions, which may require Jobcentre "customers" to remove crash helmets or hoods for "security reasons".


Following his ejection, Jarvis filled out a complaint form and within three days got a written apology from branch boss Wendy Flewers. She said: "We are committed to provide a customer service which embraces diversity and respects customers' religion."

Jediism was officially "recognised" as a religion back in 2001. At the time, no one could have suspected the potential pitfalls of acknowledging this apparently harmless sect, but Jedi hoods may now join burqas on the list of possible threats to national security.

Regarding burqas and the like, Jarvis protested: "I was just standing up for my beliefs. Muslims can walk around in whatever religious gear they like, so why can't I?"

Fair enough, but here's a handy suggestion for avoiding aggro: the next time you're confronted by security operatives, just dismiss them with a wave of the hand and a "this is not the hoodie you're looking for" and go about your job hunting in peace.
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Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:33 pm
by Tsukiyumi
here's a handy suggestion for avoiding aggro: the next time you're confronted by security operatives, just dismiss them with a wave of the hand and a "this is not the hoodie you're looking for" and go about your job hunting in peace.
Nice. :lol:

Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:38 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5
:bangwall: :picard: The Fail is strong in this one...

Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:41 pm
by Mikey
I wonder if they had any listings for someone whose resume includes "hunting down the Sith" and "maintaining the order of the Galactic Republic."

Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:54 pm
by Captain Seafort
*punt* While a decent read, this isn't exactly PCE material.

Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:00 pm
by Deepcrush
Jedi Faith.... :bangwall:

Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:47 am
by stitch626
This makes me cry a bit.

Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:11 am
by Aaron
:lol: Anyone want to start the Imperial Cult with me?

Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:49 pm
by Tyyr
I'd join it. Hell, get it started right away and I'll put "Imperialist" on my census form.

Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:16 pm
by Sonic Glitch
Tyyr wrote:I... and I'll put "Imperialist" on my census form.
Well, you are American already aren't you? :lol:

Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:26 pm
by Deepcrush
Cpl Kendall wrote::lol: Anyone want to start the Imperial Cult with me?
Start... we've already begu...

Wait, you didn't hear that from me.

Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:04 pm
by Mark
A church of the Sith would be better. Then we could beat those idiots with red pained poles.

Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:05 pm
by Captain Seafort
Why would your pole be pained?

Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:06 pm
by Tyyr
Depends on the last girl he used it with.

Re: Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:08 pm
by Captain Seafort
One minute. Not a bad reaction time, but not spectacular given the quality of set up. :lol: