Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

[Laughing Man]

A Southend Jedi Knight who refused to dehood in his local Jobcentre was escorted from the premises by security stormtroopers, the Sun reports.

Chris Jarvis, 31, is described as a Star Wars fan and member of the International Church of Jediism. Said church's intergalactic hoodie uniform is at odds with the strict doctrine of the Department for Work and Pensions, which may require Jobcentre "customers" to remove crash helmets or hoods for "security reasons".


Following his ejection, Jarvis filled out a complaint form and within three days got a written apology from branch boss Wendy Flewers. She said: "We are committed to provide a customer service which embraces diversity and respects customers' religion."

Jediism was officially "recognised" as a religion back in 2001. At the time, no one could have suspected the potential pitfalls of acknowledging this apparently harmless sect, but Jedi hoods may now join burqas on the list of possible threats to national security.

Regarding burqas and the like, Jarvis protested: "I was just standing up for my beliefs. Muslims can walk around in whatever religious gear they like, so why can't I?"

Fair enough, but here's a handy suggestion for avoiding aggro: the next time you're confronted by security operatives, just dismiss them with a wave of the hand and a "this is not the hoodie you're looking for" and go about your job hunting in peace.

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[Tsukiyumi]

here's a handy suggestion for avoiding aggro: the next time you're confronted by security operatives, just dismiss them with a wave of the hand and a "this is not the hoodie you're looking for" and go about your job hunting in peace.

Nice.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

The Fail is strong in this one...

[Mikey]

I wonder if they had any listings for someone whose resume includes "hunting down the Sith" and "maintaining the order of the Galactic Republic."

[Captain Seafort]

*punt* While a decent read, this isn't exactly PCE material.

[Deepcrush]

Jedi Faith....

[stitch626]

This makes me cry a bit.

[Aaron]

Anyone want to start the Imperial Cult with me?

[Tyyr]

I'd join it. Hell, get it started right away and I'll put "Imperialist" on my census form.

[Sonic Glitch]

I... and I'll put "Imperialist" on my census form.

Well, you are American already aren't you?

[Deepcrush]

Anyone want to start the Imperial Cult with me?

Start... we've already begu...

Wait, you didn't hear that from me.

[Mark]

A church of the Sith would be better. Then we could beat those idiots with red pained poles.

[Captain Seafort]

Why would your pole be pained?

[Tyyr]

Depends on the last girl he used it with.

[Captain Seafort]

One minute. Not a bad reaction time, but not spectacular given the quality of set up.