The Russian solution to trespassers

[Captain Seafort]

Plant landmines

It's one way to protect your spuds I suppose.

[Captain Picard's Hair]

It's one way to protect your spuds I suppose.

The Russians do love their Vodka...

[Mark]

If your gonna plant landmines, you'll have to pay some poor sod to water them

[colmquinn]

[Tyyr]

Are you sure they weren't talking about Texas?

[Mark]

No no....in Texas they use claymores 8)

[Vic]

[sunnyside]

Actually I think in Texas I think it's only legal to kill potatoe thieves if you shoot them, you'd get in trouble with a land mine.

On that note I suggest not stealing anything in:

Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia, or Wyoming

Unless you feel lucky, punk.


Unfortunitly I live in Maryland. Where someone can kick open someone elses door and inform them that they need to vacate while their house is robbed, and they best not have left anything to trip on, or it'll be lawsuit time.

[Deepcrush]

Unfortunitly I live in Maryland. Though I guess if I ever fall on hard times I can kick open someone's door and inform them that they need to vacate while I rob their house, and they best not have left anything I could trip on, or it'll be lawsuit time.

I didn't know you lived in Maryland... Where about?

Also, it depends on the house you break into. If you die, then the homeowners are okay. So its in fact better that should you enter my home. I make sure you don't live through the experience.

[Vic]

And have slobbering.....er, I mean sobbing realtives try to convince a civil judge that you have denied him his civil rights by killing him?

[Deepcrush]

And have slobbering.....er, I mean sobbing realtives try to convince a civil judge that you have denied him his civil rights by killing him?

If it was self defense then that means my rights were in danger. So I had the right of self defense. Its also his word vs mine and well, he's not with us anymore...

[Aaron]

lol, caltrops to complex for the Russkies? I've been seriously considering those to deter the neighbourhood cats from shitting in my potatoes.