Singapore nightclub offers booze for boobs

[colmquinn]

Seriously,

A Singapore nightclub has launched an initiative which rewards gals with free booze depending on the size of their chesticles, the China Times reports.

The OverEasy club decided to launch its "Fill My Cups" promotion to punt events featuring Oz DJ DCUP. Cheryl Ho, spokeswoman for the venue's owner, explained: "It was really a play on the guest DJ's name. When we heard that it was DCUP, we decided to give the event an added spin."

One man and one woman have been tasked with assessing customers' assets. Ho said: "They are not boob experts, and neither are they from a bra company. They are our personal friends who will simply guestimate as to the women's bra cup sizes. We don't condone touch tests."

The rewards for a jub guestimation are one free drink for an A-cup, two for a B-cup, three for a C-cup and a free bottle of vodka for D-cups.*

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[Mikey]

I don't know if I can trust any reporting that makes use of the word "chesticles." Be that as it may, let's begin:

- I guess we finally know what "tat" is, and where one can make the exchange.

- Good slogan: "Your cup runneth over if your cups runneth over."

- Please note that the spokeswoman's name was "Cheryl Ho."

- Actually, this is probably a pretty cheap bet for the club. Singapore is still in Asia, right?

[Angharrad]

I would be padding my bra, yes I would. Seriously, if I was wearing one.

[Mikey]

Me too.

What, did it say that you have to be a woman?

[Angharrad]

Me too.

What, did it say that you have to be a woman?

That would be discrimination. Wait, this is Singapore, do they have human rights there?

[Mikey]

Of course... and you get caned if you suggest otherwise.

[Angharrad]

Of course... and you get caned if you suggest otherwise.

Right,

Seriously,

A Singapore nightclub has launched an initiative which rewards gals with free booze depending on the size of their chesticles, the China Times reports.

The OverEasy club decided to launch its "Fill My Cups" promotion to punt events featuring Oz DJ DCUP. Cheryl Ho, spokeswoman for the venue's owner, explained: "It was really a play on the guest DJ's name. When we heard that it was DCUP, we decided to give the event an added spin."

One man and one woman have been tasked with assessing customers' assets. Ho said: "They are not boob experts, and neither are they from a bra company. They are our personal friends who will simply guestimate as to the women's bra cup sizes. We don't condone touch tests."

The rewards for a jub guestimation are one free drink for an A-cup, two for a B-cup, three for a C-cup and a free bottle of vodka for D-cups.*

Full story

It does say women's bra cup sizes. However it doesn't specify if that is women wearing bras or anyone wearing a women's bra.

Oops, just noticed first line says gals.

[Mark]

I would be padding my bra, yes I would. Seriously, if I was wearing one.

I'm going with YOU Foxxy