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Chainsaw vs Mountain Lion

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CODY, Wyoming - Wielding his chain saw as a weapon, a former U.S. Marine says he fought off a starving mountain lion that attacked him while he was camping with his wife and two toddlers in northwestern Wyoming.

Dustin Britton, a 32-year-old mechanic and ex-Marine, said he was alone cutting firewood about 100 feet from his campsite in the Shoshone National Forest when he saw the lion staring at him from some bushes.

Britton revved his 18-inch chain saw and tried to back away. But the 100-pound lion followed.

As the animal pounced, Britton raised his saw and met it head-on - a collision he said felt like a grown man running right into him.

"It batted me three or four times with its front paws and as quick as I hit it with that saw it just turned away," he said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press.

Britton later discovered he'd inflicted a gash on the lion's shoulder. He said he was surprised the damage wasn't worse.

"You would think if you hit an animal with a chain saw it would dig right in. I might as well have hit it with a hockey stick," he said.

The wounded animal retreated, leaving Britton with a only small puncture wound on his forearm.

The attack occurred Sunday evening. Wildlife agents shot and killed the lion Monday after it attacked a dog brought in to track the animal.

Authorities say the lion was in poor physical condition and appeared to be starving. The lion was 4 to 5 years old.

Mountain lions are considered reclusive by nature and officials said the circumstances of the attack were highly unusual. Wyoming officials have documented only eight cases of mountain lions acting aggressively toward humans over the last decade.
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Now that's something that doesn't happen every day. :lol:
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Chainsword!

Seriously though, if you just hit something with a chainsaw it doesn't do that much damage. He ought to know that you need to put a fair amount of effort into it if you want to actually cut.
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Cpl Kendall wrote:Chainsword!
That was the first thing I thought when I read this. :lol:

I guess the Lion rolled higher for initiative. :wink:
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Is a chainsaw a common thing to bring camping?
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USSEnterprise wrote:Is a chainsaw a common thing to bring camping?
I suppose it depends on how long you're going to be out there for, and how cold it is.

Would you want to chop three days worth of firewood with an axe? :lol:
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Dustin Britton, a 32-year-old mechanic and ex-Marine...
Good thing he practiced on all those fire giants.
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So... this guy fended off a dying animal - which he outweighed 2 to 1 - using a chainsaw, and helped bring about its death by shooting... and he's proud of this? Asshole.
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Tsukiyumi wrote:
USSEnterprise wrote:Is a chainsaw a common thing to bring camping?
I suppose it depends on how long you're going to be out there for, and how cold it is.

Would you want to chop three days worth of firewood with an axe? :lol:
I don't believe in fresh air :wink:
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Mikey wrote:So... this guy fended off a dying animal - which he outweighed 2 to 1 - using a chainsaw, and helped bring about its death by shooting... and he's proud of this? Asshole.
I wouldn't be proud of it, but I wouldn't lose any sleep over it, either.
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USSEnterprise wrote:Is a chainsaw a common thing to bring camping?
I suppose it depends on how long you're going to be out there for, and how cold it is.

Would you want to chop three days worth of firewood with an axe? :lol:
I don't believe in fresh air :wink:
You know going without sunlight is unhealthy, right? :P
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I'd be proud of it. I would have a cap-cape thing made like Heracles and run around the city naked with a big club... with another big club in my hand.
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Tsukiyumi wrote: You know going without sunlight is unhealthy, right? :P
At least I won't get skin cancer :D
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USSEnterprise wrote:
Tsukiyumi wrote: You know going without sunlight is unhealthy, right? :P
At least I won't get skin cancer :D
No, you'll just have bones made of glass, and puny muscles. :lol:

Lack of vitamin D is bad. :wink:
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Tsukiyumi wrote:
USSEnterprise wrote:
Tsukiyumi wrote: You know going without sunlight is unhealthy, right? :P
At least I won't get skin cancer :D
No, you'll just have bones made of glass, and puny muscles. :lol:

Lack of vitamin D is bad. :wink:
I'll have you know, I leave the house once every two weeks 8)
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Mikey wrote:So... this guy fended off a dying animal - which he outweighed 2 to 1 - using a chainsaw, and helped bring about its death by shooting... and he's proud of this? Asshole.
Where do you get that?
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I'd be proud of it. How many people have taken down a mountain lion with out a fire arm? (originally)
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