Now if the store clerk had pulled out a type 1 phaser from behind the counter I'm sure things would have gotten a little more exciting.
Not your typical robbery
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Not your typical robbery
Store robbed by Batleth
Now if the store clerk had pulled out a type 1 phaser from behind the counter I'm sure things would have gotten a little more exciting.
Now if the store clerk had pulled out a type 1 phaser from behind the counter I'm sure things would have gotten a little more exciting.
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Re: Not your typical robbery
They pull a Batleth, you pull a Phaser. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue?Capt. Jethro wrote:Store robbed by Batleth
Now if the store clerk had pulled out a type 1 phaser from behind the counter I'm sure things would have gotten a little more exciting.
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Re: Not your typical robbery
Yeah, that's an odd one. 
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Now, it's just this sort of thing that makes people think that all 'Trek fans are brainless, violent thugs.
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as Bull offed Custer
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Dumbass was not even a true Klingons, he didn't wear the traditional warrior's garb. Guess they won't have a place reserved for him in Sto-Vo-Kor!
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Re: Not your typical robbery
Ok wow, whats the bet this one ends up in one of those idiot crook books?
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This theif has no honour!
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Re: Not your typical robbery
IF your going to do something that dumb, at least use a full size one, Its a disgrace Trek that is.
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Wish the teller had used a nerve pinch.
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So, Teaos - where did you dump the batleth?
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I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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That was WAY to small to ever be properly called a bat'leth.
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