Page 1 of 2

Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:33 am
by Mark
Can you believe this world we live in?
updated 10:41 a.m. HT, Tues., Nov. 11, 2008
SAO PAULO, Brazil - Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.

Police said 67-year-old Marciana Silva Barcelos was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the accident occurred Monday in the southern state of Rio Grande do Sul.

Barcelos died instantly.

Her 76-year-old husband, Josi Silveira Coimbra, died Sunday of a heart attack while dancing at a party.

The driver of the hearse and Barcelos' son suffered minor injuries.

Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:49 am
by Sonic Glitch
Mark wrote:Can you believe this world we live in?
updated 10:41 a.m. HT, Tues., Nov. 11, 2008
SAO PAULO, Brazil - Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.

Police said 67-year-old Marciana Silva Barcelos was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the accident occurred Monday in the southern state of Rio Grande do Sul.

Barcelos died instantly.

Her 76-year-old husband, Josi Silveira Coimbra, died Sunday of a heart attack while dancing at a party.

The driver of the hearse and Barcelos' son suffered minor injuries.
It's like my dad said when he worked in newspapers: "We can't make this shit up."

Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:59 am
by Lt. Staplic
that is horrable!
that has to be a joke!

Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:09 am
by Mark
Not as far as I know.

Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:55 pm
by Sionnach Glic
That is just so many types of bizzare.

Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:03 pm
by Reliant121
Irony radiation has reached new critical levels

- treknobabble response to that find.

Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:08 pm
by Mikey
Wow. I guess he FINALLY got the last word.

Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:47 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Damint, now there's cola all over my keyboard. :lol:

Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:50 pm
by Monroe
Mikey wrote:Wow. I guess he FINALLY got the last word.
He only had to tell her once.

Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:40 pm
by Mark
I guess she told him what a pain in the neck he was, one to many times.

Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:22 pm
by Tsukiyumi
:lol:

Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:36 am
by Lt. Staplic
how's this:

Couple from Minneapolis are planning to go to Florida for a vacation. He travels around the country for a living and by chance is able to arrive a day early. He notices that the room has a computer so he sends an e-mail to his wife letting her know he's there, unfortuneately he mistypes the 'to' address and sends it without noticing.

Meanwhile a widow just back from her husbands funeral, goes to check her e-mail for all the letters of comfort from friends and family. Her 20-year-old son hears her scream and runs into the room where he finds her passed out on the floor he looks up to see an e-mail that reads:

Dear hun,

Just arrived and thought i'd shoot you a quickone to let you know i made it ok. They have computers here now, and i was allowed to send something to you. Looks like everything's all set up for you to join me tomorrow, i'm looking forward to it. Hope your trip is as uneventful as mine.

P.S. It sure is hot down here.

Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:41 am
by Mark
I know for a FACT your full of it that time! :mrgreen:

Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:46 am
by Lt. Staplic
yes, that was a joke,

Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:49 am
by Mark
:laughroll: