updated 10:41 a.m. HT, Tues., Nov. 11, 2008
SAO PAULO, Brazil - Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.
Police said 67-year-old Marciana Silva Barcelos was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the accident occurred Monday in the southern state of Rio Grande do Sul.
Barcelos died instantly.
Her 76-year-old husband, Josi Silveira Coimbra, died Sunday of a heart attack while dancing at a party.
The driver of the hearse and Barcelos' son suffered minor injuries.
Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery
Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery
Can you believe this world we live in?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery
It's like my dad said when he worked in newspapers: "We can't make this shit up."Mark wrote:Can you believe this world we live in?
updated 10:41 a.m. HT, Tues., Nov. 11, 2008
SAO PAULO, Brazil - Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.
Police said 67-year-old Marciana Silva Barcelos was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the accident occurred Monday in the southern state of Rio Grande do Sul.
Barcelos died instantly.
Her 76-year-old husband, Josi Silveira Coimbra, died Sunday of a heart attack while dancing at a party.
The driver of the hearse and Barcelos' son suffered minor injuries.
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that is horrable!
that has to be a joke!
that has to be a joke!
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Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery
Not as far as I know.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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That is just so many types of bizzare.
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Irony radiation has reached new critical levels
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Wow. I guess he FINALLY got the last word.
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Damint, now there's cola all over my keyboard. 
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Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery
He only had to tell her once.Mikey wrote:Wow. I guess he FINALLY got the last word.
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Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery
I guess she told him what a pain in the neck he was, one to many times.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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how's this:
Couple from Minneapolis are planning to go to Florida for a vacation. He travels around the country for a living and by chance is able to arrive a day early. He notices that the room has a computer so he sends an e-mail to his wife letting her know he's there, unfortuneately he mistypes the 'to' address and sends it without noticing.
Meanwhile a widow just back from her husbands funeral, goes to check her e-mail for all the letters of comfort from friends and family. Her 20-year-old son hears her scream and runs into the room where he finds her passed out on the floor he looks up to see an e-mail that reads:
Dear hun,
Just arrived and thought i'd shoot you a quickone to let you know i made it ok. They have computers here now, and i was allowed to send something to you. Looks like everything's all set up for you to join me tomorrow, i'm looking forward to it. Hope your trip is as uneventful as mine.
P.S. It sure is hot down here.
Couple from Minneapolis are planning to go to Florida for a vacation. He travels around the country for a living and by chance is able to arrive a day early. He notices that the room has a computer so he sends an e-mail to his wife letting her know he's there, unfortuneately he mistypes the 'to' address and sends it without noticing.
Meanwhile a widow just back from her husbands funeral, goes to check her e-mail for all the letters of comfort from friends and family. Her 20-year-old son hears her scream and runs into the room where he finds her passed out on the floor he looks up to see an e-mail that reads:
Dear hun,
Just arrived and thought i'd shoot you a quickone to let you know i made it ok. They have computers here now, and i was allowed to send something to you. Looks like everything's all set up for you to join me tomorrow, i'm looking forward to it. Hope your trip is as uneventful as mine.
P.S. It sure is hot down here.
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Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery
I know for a FACT your full of it that time! 
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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yes, that was a joke,
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Re: Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.