Gustav the giant crocoodile
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Gustav the giant crocoodile
This dude would make the Klingongs be afraid
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-kvAl-x ... re=related
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-kvAl-x ... re=related
But I can't throw, I throw like a geek!
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Re: Gustav the giant cocoodile
Agreed. I watched a program on PBS about this monster; he'd killed dozens of people at that point, and they have video of him purposely evading their traps. He surfaces at one point, takes one look at the cage they built to catch him, and submerges again...
It even kills a hippo at one point
(hippos are extremely dangerous, and crocodiles don't normally go near them).
A fine example of 200 million years of evolution.
EDIT: Now that I actually watched, that is part of the program I saw.![Embarassed :oops:](./images/smilies/icon_redface.gif)
It even kills a hippo at one point
![Shocked :shock:](./images/smilies/icon_eek.gif)
A fine example of 200 million years of evolution.
EDIT: Now that I actually watched, that is part of the program I saw.
![Embarassed :oops:](./images/smilies/icon_redface.gif)
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Re: Gustav the giant cocoodile
That thing was huge
twice as big as a normal one
that sounds like it could be painful
specially if you tried to run
twice as big as a normal one
that sounds like it could be painful
specially if you tried to run
Re: Gustav the giant cocoodile
God, that thing is a monster.
I think even the Borg would be afraid of it.
I think even the Borg would be afraid of it.
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Re: Gustav the giant cocoodile
They would assimilate it.
THAT would be scary
I would like have to shoot myself or something
That would be amazing though
Cool
THAT would be scary
I would like have to shoot myself or something
That would be amazing though
Cool
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Re: Gustav the giant cocoodile
I'd like to see a Borg try assimilate that!
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Re: Gustav the giant cocoodile
youre right
they would have to be faster than most Borg
they would have to be faster than most Borg
Re: Gustav the giant crocoodile
I love the Wikipedia entry.
"Since he is too big and heavy to catch smaller prey like small mammals and fish, he catches larger, heavier animals like wildebeest, humans and zebra."
"Since he is too big and heavy to catch smaller prey like small mammals and fish, he catches larger, heavier animals like wildebeest, humans and zebra."
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
Re: Gustav the giant crocoodile
That frightens me
Im never going to Burundi
Im never going to Burundi
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Re: Gustav the giant crocoodile
Thankfully, it was never on my list of "places to visit" anyways.Nickswitz wrote:That frightens me
Im never going to Burundi
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Me neither
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I don't get this. The article says Gustave has killed as many as 300 people. Why has nobody killed this thing?
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Re: Gustav the giant crocoodile
Apparently, some have tried; he's got bullet holes and marks all over him... Tough bugger.GrahamKennedy wrote:I don't get this. The article says Gustave has killed as many as 300 people. Why has nobody killed this thing?
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I would think there would be no shortage of rich Americans with 50 cal sniper rifles who would love to fly over and blow his brains out for fun.Tsukiyumi wrote:Apparently, some have tried; he's got bullet holes and marks all over him... Tough bugger.GrahamKennedy wrote:I don't get this. The article says Gustave has killed as many as 300 people. Why has nobody killed this thing?
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Re: Gustav the giant crocoodile
Maybe they should err on the side of caution and use an RPG. ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
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