This is a great one:
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"This blonde forgot to put the fuel pump back onto the rack after she filled up. She just drove off, dragging the fuel pump with her. The funny thing is that this wasn't even a self-service station."
The reason I put quotes is because someone else wrote the text.
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What's funny about this one is that the road crew were too lazy to get the car towed, so they just worked around it.
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