Chess champion attacked by flying penis

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Chess champion attacked by flying penis

Post by Sionnach Glic »

You just can't make this stuff up....
Gary Kasparov might not have beaten the chess computer Deep Blue , but he stood firm against Deep Throat. The video shows the Grandmaster being attacked by a flying Penis-copter whilst speaking at a Russian event. We're betting that the security guard who smacks the floating genitalia out of the air is a crack volleyball player; check out the whack he gives it.

Not only is this an impressive feat of DIY toy-modding and media-hacking, it also represents -- to the best of our knowledge -- the first time that a flying penis has ever disrupted a press conference in the real world. In Second Life, it's old hat by now: Last year, SL real estate entrepreneur Anshe Chung had a public interview in the virtual world interrupted by a parade of flying phalluses.

The best part, though, must be Kasparov's reaction. You can see a tiny smile flash across his poker face when he sees the chopper coming towards him. If we have any Russian speakers out there, tell us what Kasparov says afterwards.
I'm not making this up

And for those of you who want to watch it, there's (naturaly) a video on Youtube.
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Post by Mikey »

Wow. Medvedev certainly attacks his opponents differently than Putin did, no? :lol:
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Post by Tsukiyumi »

Their security must be pretty lax; if they could get a flying dildo in, there's nothing to stop them from getting a flying bomb in...

That is pretty funny, though. :D
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lol!
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You mean being attacked my flying penis' isnt normal?
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Post by Monroe »

Teaos wrote:You mean being attacked my flying penis' isnt normal?
They're not suppose to detach.

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Post by RK_Striker_JK_5 »

Wow, that's... I'm cracking up from the thread title alone.
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Post by Monroe »

yeah Rochey has a nack for finding these things.
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Monroe wrote:yeah Rochey has a nack for finding these things.
What, do you think he googled "flying penis" and this just came up? :D
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Post by Mikey »

On that note, here's the great King Missile:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
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Mikey wrote:On that note, here's the great King Missile:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
When I first saw this story, that song was the first thing that popped into my head. :lol: Awesome song.
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If I just had one of these, then those b****** wouldn't be able to escape just by running away!

-JUST kidding-
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Duskofdead wrote:If I just had one of these, then those b****** wouldn't be able to escape just by running away!

-JUST kidding-
Sure, but MY blue ice joke was wrong?
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