Olympic National Park, located in Washington state's Olympic Peninsula, is faced with a daunting challenge: removing a ballooning mountain goat population that's developed a strong appetite for human pee.
Mountain goats aren't a native species in the park. Since their introduction in the 1920s, their numbers have blossomed into a staggering 700 ungulates. Now, with humans flooding the area and routinely relieving themselves on various hiking trails, the goats have developed an insatiable thirst for urine, which serves as a strong source of salt and minerals.
"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
Stan - South Park
This one is me at work, going to the restroom in the back of the store and NOPE! Maintenance has it closed so I have to half-run to the front of the store.
This one is me at work, going to the restroom in the back of the store and NOPE! Maintenance has it closed so I have to half-run to the front of the store.
My digestive system is so crap that I need to use Benefiber to have regular bowel movements. And the bowel movements are good and solid and huge but, when it's coming, it's coming. There is no holding that crap up. Woe be unto any toilet bowls in my path.
"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
Stan - South Park
This one is me at work, going to the restroom in the back of the store and NOPE! Maintenance has it closed so I have to half-run to the front of the store.
My digestive system is so crap that I need to use Benefiber to have regular bowel movements. And the bowel movements are good and solid and huge but, when it's coming, it's coming. There is no holding that crap up. Woe be unto any toilet bowls in my path.
I got a very mild case of IBS that I am sure will get worse over time. But I love Indian food, and I drink alot of milk, eat alot of dairy products while I am full on lactose intolerant. I punish my stomach for being weak but I pay for it big time.
I once got it so bad I had to use the aircraft's lavatory (mind you I don't work on the big boys but the smaller but still large Corporate or rich people Jets). Which means once I am done I have to go flush the system making the 'blue juice' nice and clean.
"Don't underestimate the power of technobabble: the Federation can win anything with the sheer force of bullshit"
This one is me at work, going to the restroom in the back of the store and NOPE! Maintenance has it closed so I have to half-run to the front of the store.
My digestive system is so crap that I need to use Benefiber to have regular bowel movements. And the bowel movements are good and solid and huge but, when it's coming, it's coming. There is no holding that crap up. Woe be unto any toilet bowls in my path.
I got a very mild case of IBS that I am sure will get worse over time. But I love Indian food, and I drink alot of milk, eat alot of dairy products while I am full on lactose intolerant. I punish my stomach for being weak but I pay for it big time.
I once got it so bad I had to use the aircraft's lavatory (mind you I don't work on the big boys but the smaller but still large Corporate or rich people Jets). Which means once I am done I have to go flush the system making the 'blue juice' nice and clean.
Damn, bro. Sorry to hear about the IBS. You seem to be taking it in stride though, so good for you. Enjoy living life the way you want.
"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
Stan - South Park
Fun fact. Soldiers typically adopt stray animals like cats, dogs and other furry animals. Some are brought home with them if it's feasible. Usually these animals just become unofficial mascots.
Now we get pictures of soldiers carrying around their battle puppy or kitten in a pocket.
Has been happening for who knows how long.
"Don't underestimate the power of technobabble: the Federation can win anything with the sheer force of bullshit"