Illinois teen blames DUI crash on not seeing Twilight movie.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Yeah, I got nothing but effin' anger at this.

Thousands of dedicated fans turned out over the weekend to see "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1." But for one teenage girl, the tragedy of not making it was a lot worse than choosing between Jacob or Edward.

Police in Illinois arrested an "extremely upset" 18-year-old girl on Saturday after she told authorities that she crashed her car because her boyfriend did not take her to see the new Twilight movie.

Cops found Olivia Christina Ornelas "extremely intoxicated" and after discovering her car, missing the front right tire and spun out in a ditch off Route 71, the Chicago Sun-Times reports.

"Ornelas advised that she was extremely upset with her boyfriend because she did not see the movie Twilight like they were supped to," according to a Kendall County police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

The film grossed an estimated $140 million over its opening weekend.

Ornelas is charged with driving under the influence and unlawful consumption of alcohol by a minor. Authorities released her after she posted $300 bond.

[Mikey]

Well, at least she didn't hurt any humans. I got news for you, honey - if you're THAT into Twilight, your boyfriend didn't take you because you are completely, unmitigatedly insufferable to be around. Maybe Jacob or Edward will drive you around when your license gets revoked.

[Lighthawk]

[Mikey]

Yes, Olivia, you must need someone to talk to about your traumatic experience. To quote the country song, when the phone doesn't ring - it's me.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares..."

[Captain Seafort]

"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares..."

Why a quarter? All she'd need is a bent farthing.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares..."

Why a quarter? All she'd need is a bent farthing.

It's the title of a country/western song.

[Deepcrush]

The should put down both and her parents. Just to protect the already thinned gene-pool.

[mwhittington]

Yeah, there was not enough chlorine in that gene pool, nor was there a life guard on duty.

[mwhittington]

Yeah, there was not enough chlorine in that gene pool, nor was there a life guard on duty. Seriously, why do people like that still exist?

[Angharrad]

(Been wanting to use this one)

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Good use for it, Foxx. Very good use for it.