Why manscaping is a bad idea

[Mikey]

I've heard about "giving 'til it hurts," but Joe Cooper of Leicester's attempt to help out a local charity went too far.

N.B.: If anyone's messing around with your twig and berries during an evening at the pub, they better either get cab fare from you or give cab fare to you afterward.

[Nutso]

Well, that's off my to-do list.