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Sarah Palin - Coming Soon To A Fox News Near You

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Just heard on the radio that Palin has been hired by Faux News. I'll try and find a story.
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Commentator, her own show, any news about in what capacity?

She's not hard on the eyes, I'd definitely rate her a MILF. Might be something to watch with the sound off.
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Here's a link. Dear God Help Us Now

As for Faux Noise, first they hire Karl Rove and now Sarah Palin . Can they be anymore obvious about where they're slanted?
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Jeebus Sarah, just take Flynt's offer and be done with it.
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Loony Tune wrote:It's wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news
Um, okay? :?
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Probably a good move for all involved.

Palin gets some much needed cash. Fox gets some solid ratings, as Palin definitly has better screen presence than Coulter. And the GOP hopefully avoids having her try a hopeless run for Pres or VP.


It used to be that their news segments were fairly balanced while their commentary was incredibly biased. Dunno of the news balance part is true anymore.

Still, as I understand it they're pwning all the other news channels on cable and raking in massive piles of dough all around. I think because they're one of vary few TV outlets for a conservative bias, while sources of liberal bias are abundant.
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sunnyside wrote:It used to be that their news segments were fairly balanced
That's a paradox - if this were true, it would have to have occurred before television waas actually invented.

Anyway, this development is almost an inevitability.
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Tyyr wrote:Commentator, her own show, any news about in what capacity?

She's not hard on the eyes, I'd definitely rate her a MILF. Might be something to watch with the sound off.
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As somebody once said... "They say fair and balanced. Notice that they don't say accurate."
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After the death panel bit I have no interest in hearing from her in any capacity.
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