PETA morns the death of a fly
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OK, you guys just made the next episode of Bizarre Foods.
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Yeah with the PETA Cake with seal blood icing
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If the lion lays down with the lamb, and stays laying down, under PETA rules would the lion be arrested for molestation of a minor?
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*Walks up to a PETA member and leans in close*stitch626 wrote:Don't tell PETA.Lighthawk wrote:Seriously, it's a freaking fly.
"IT"S A FREAKIN' FLY!!!!!!!!!!!
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They'd probably stage a riot if they knew I'd pulled five snails out of my work aquarium this morning and killed them.
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Were they the edible type?Tyyr wrote:They'd probably stage a riot if they knew I'd pulled five snails out of my work aquarium this morning and killed them.
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No the fucking annoying little type that can reproduce asexually and make rabbits look celibate. I'm so tempted to nuke my tank with copper and kill all the little fuckers but I want to put shrimp in this tank one day.
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There's a neat element that will make them go away no problem. It's atomic symbol is Na.Tyyr wrote:No the f***ing annoying little type that can reproduce asexually and make rabbits look celibate. I'm so tempted to nuke my tank with copper and kill all the little fuckers but I want to put shrimp in this tank one day.
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I actualy just saw the video of Obama swatting the fly a moment ago. Fairly impressive, actualy. It usualy takes me about five minutes per fly.
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That is pretty awesome. I can take 'em out pretty easy, but I usually have to use both hands, and track them.Rochey wrote:I actualy just saw the video of Obama swatting the fly a moment ago. Fairly impressive, actualy. It usualy takes me about five minutes per fly.
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What you guys never have caught 'em in the air?Rochey wrote:I actualy just saw the video of Obama swatting the fly a moment ago. Fairly impressive, actualy. It usualy takes me about five minutes per fly.
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Yeah, that's what I was talking about; I usually swat them with both hands in mid-flight.Capt. Jethro wrote:What you guys never have caught 'em in the air?Rochey wrote:I actualy just saw the video of Obama swatting the fly a moment ago. Fairly impressive, actualy. It usualy takes me about five minutes per fly.
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With chopsticks, right?Capt. Jethro wrote:What you guys never have caught 'em in the air?Rochey wrote:I actualy just saw the video of Obama swatting the fly a moment ago. Fairly impressive, actualy. It usualy takes me about five minutes per fly.
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I've caught several flies before, I'm actually pretty good at it, and apparently the only one in my family that can because everyone else is fascinated at how I do that.
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