And off we go to HTG&P. P&CE is meant more for serious news stories.
That said, he does have suspiciously pointy ears.......
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"