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Police flush man from bathroom ceiling

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MOUNTAIN HOME, Ark. - Bare footprints on a toilet seat led sheriff's deputies to find a man hidden away inside a Baxter County gas station ceiling, apparently "on a mission" to steal, officials said Tuesday.

Jeremy J. Fleming, 34, of Midway, initially refused to offer his name to sheriff's deputies after his arrest early Tuesday morning, Sgt. Bob Bushbacher said. Fleming later told deputies his name was "Jason Solo," though fingerprints later gave his identity away, Bushbacher said.

Fleming entered the Triangle Citgo Mini-Mart in Midway barefoot around 1:30 a.m. and walked into the women's bathroom, Bushbacher said. After 20 minutes, Fleming walked into the employee's bathroom and later returned to the women's.

An hour passed and an employee decided to check on Fleming. The bathroom was empty, but the employee found footprints on the toilet seat and a ceiling tile torn down, Bushbacher said. The employee called police after hearing rustling into the gas station's ceiling.

Crawled out of ceiling
A sheriff's deputy arrived and called out to Fleming, asking him to come down from the ceiling. Fleming initially refused, but crawled out of the ceiling in the men's room 30 minutes later, Bushbacher said.

When asked what he was doing, Fleming told the deputy he was "on a mission" to steal, Bushbacher said. Though he acted irrational, Fleming did not have an odor of alcohol about him at the time of his arrest, the sergeant said.

"The officer this morning said that the guy was somewhat irrational," Bushbacher said. "Well, yeah. The guy comes into a business at 1:30 in the morning with no shoes on and is going from bathroom to bathroom crawling around in the ceiling. I can see how you could classify that as irrational or somewhat unusual behavior."

Fleming faces criminal mischief and criminal trespassing charges. He was being held Tuesday at the Baxter County Jail on $710 bond.
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told deputies his name was "Jason Solo,"
:laughroll:

Man this guy seems to have some problems.
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stitch626 wrote:Man this guy seems to have some problems.
I'd say so. What was he planning to steal, the $50 in the register? Maybe some Slim-Jims or sunflower seeds? Twelve-pack?

Jeez.
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He was after the porn. Had to be.
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Mark wrote:He was after the porn. Had to be.
Could be. Maybe his internet was disconnected. :wink:
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:::rubbing chin:::

See, mystery solved!
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Also neatly explains why he was barefoot: he sold his shoes for porn. :wink:
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MMmmm.......foot fetish :mrgreen:
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Tsukiyumi wrote:Also neatly explains why he was barefoot: he sold his shoes for porn. :wink:
Or, he was saving some time in between acquiring the porn, and using the porn.
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Well, he wanted to make sure he had the RIGHT porn 8)
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