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Troi: "You're a 3 or 4. With the lights off, maybe a 5."
Riker: "That's harsh! I thought you were meant to be empathic?"
Troi: "I am. It's for your own good." |
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Riker: "Wait a second... You SLEPT with Zefram Cochrane??!!"
Troi: "...Maybe?" |
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"No, Wil, I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
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Riker: "So the panda says 'Because I'm a panda, go look it up. It says Eats, shoots & leaves.'"
[uncomfortable silence]
Troi: "Is there a reason why you're in my reality?" |
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"Stand back."
"Why?"
"My lunchtime enchilada is about to reappear." |
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| One bourbon, one shot and one beer |
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| The look when you find your blind date is with Duane Dibley. |
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| Troi: "There's a tribble on your face." |
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| "Will, I honestly don't care what the Taskmaster told you to do, but I'll tell you what, go tell Alex to get stuffed." |
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| "Okay, I give up. What DID the trombonist say to the Ferengi? But please get some new jokes after this." |
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| "Will, do you ever miss the old days? When we had the best show on TV and Star Wars just had the Holiday Special?" |
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| "All I know is, they asked 'Who had the Romulan Fireball?' and I said 'That's me, I'm order 66' and these guys in white armor came in and shot all the space wizards." |
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| "Oh no, what has Lilo done now? Is it her weird dog again?" |
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| "I was writing a paper, in the holodeck, and then it was like, BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP, and then, like, half of my paper was GONE, and I was like... hrnn? It devoured my paper, it's kind of... a bummer." |
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| Riker: "Go home, Deanna, you're drunk!" |
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Riker: "Place your left foot on the line. Place your right foot on the line ahead of the left foot, with the heel of the right foot against the toe of the left foot. Place your arms down at your sides. Maintain this position until I have completed the instructions. Do not start to walk until told to do so. Do you understand the instructions so far?"
Troi: "I'm sorry, were you talking to me?" |
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| Deanna: "I was just hanging with The Z Man... What is Maui Wowie?" |
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| Edibles... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!! |
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| Edibles... in the 24th Century! |
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"OK Indiana Jones. Hit me with your best line."
"Errr, do you come here often?"
"For ****'s sake." |
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| "By 'eck lass. Tha's roused my animal passions. Get thyself a mug o' cocoa an' we'll do cryptic crossword in t' bed." |
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"Bit early for you to be in the bar isn't it?"
"I've just been to the script meeting for the next episode and found out what the monster of the week is."
"And ..."
"Wesley's back."
"Pass that bottle." |
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| "No. This isn't Hooters." |
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| One tequila, Two tequila, Three tequila, Floor. |
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| Troi: "Catch me, you fool... No, I'm serious. CATCH ME!" |
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| Riker:"Are we headed for the hot tub soon?" |
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| "Hey Worf! You make a really good female impersonator ..." |
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Sirtis: Yes I am getting drunk, and no I don’t care. The fandom is constantly attacking me for my age! They do this to every female actor! You men get to be old and no-one bats an eye! When a woman has a single grey hair, or one wrinkle, the executives want to replace you with someone younger!
Frakes: I just wanted to know if you have your script on hand… |
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| Deanna: So I drink to unwind. Do you have any idea what it’s like to be a therapist that needs therapy after giving others therapy?! |
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| Deanna: Guinan, what did you do to yourself?! |
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| Having your brains smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. |
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| Troi: "Where did you get that jacket? Out of Han Solo's dumpster?" |
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| Riker: "Worf! Come over here and see Deanna's Dr. Crusher impression!" |
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Troi: (reading at Riker's t-shirt) "Sex and beer and chips & gravy. What's that about?"
Riker: "A souvenir of Manchester."
Troi: "Manchester, New hampshire?"
Riker: "No. Manchester, England."
Troi: "What does it say on the back?"
Riker: "This is Manchester. We do things differently here." |
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| Chromedome: "So how did you recognise me under this wig?" |
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| Riker: "Chromedome... I thought you'd be shorter." |
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Riker: "Deanna, you look awful!"
Troi: "I've been mugged."
Riker: "By who?"
Troi: "A Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster." |
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| "Frankie Chestnuts. I thought you'd be taller." |
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| "Of all the holosuites in all the fleet, you have to walk into mine." |
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| USS Deanna had developed a noticeable list to port. |
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Riker: "Hey Geordi... Come have a look at Deanna's Captain Jack Sparrow impression. This is great!
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Deanna... do Edward Scissorhands next!" |
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| Troi: "Hey Will... I think I'm going to take this table back to the ship with me. I've been hanging onto it for about 45 minutes now, and I don't think I can let go." |
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Troi: "I believe I have lost my left shoe...
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and my pants..." |
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| Troi: "Hey Will... How 'bout we go back to my quarters and have a transporter accident?" |
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Troi: "Hey Will... I was just having a cocktail with Zephram Cocktail... Did I say cocktail? Cornhole? COCHRANE! Zaphod COCHRANE... Zaphod?? Why did you say Zaphod? ZEPHRAM! That guy over there... Tall guy with the beard. Kinda looks like you! HEY WILL... When did you get here? I thought I was talking to that other guy. How you doin'? I'm just going to sit down now..."
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| Troi: "Will, do you realize how far up your nostrils I can see?" |
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| Troi: "Will... Why is Thomas here with you???" |
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| Troi: "Well... to begin with... I wasn't ALL that drunk..." |
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| "Riker. You can take your Tequila Sunrise and shove it, glass and all, where the sun don't rise." |
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| Deanna: Wesley, why and when did you grow a beard? |
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| “How you doin’?” |
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Riker: How drunk are you?
Troi: I am not as drunk as I think you am. |
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Riker: How drunk are you?
Troi: Who are you, my ex-boyfriend? |
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