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Chromedome Chromedome: "So how did you recognise me under this wig?"
Frankie Chestnuts Riker: "Chromedome... I thought you'd be shorter."
Chromedome Riker: "Deanna, you look awful!"
Troi: "I've been mugged."
Riker: "By who?"
Troi: "A Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster."
Chromedome "Frankie Chestnuts. I thought you'd be taller."
Chromedome "Of all the holosuites in all the fleet, you have to walk into mine."
N'tran DS 12 USS Deanna had developed a noticeable list to port.
Frankie Chestnuts Riker: "Hey Geordi... Come have a look at Deanna's Captain Jack Sparrow impression. This is great!
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Deanna... do Edward Scissorhands next!"
Frankie Chestnuts Troi: "Hey Will... I think I'm going to take this table back to the ship with me. I've been hanging onto it for about 45 minutes now, and I don't think I can let go."
Frankie Chestnuts Troi: "I believe I have lost my left shoe...
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and my pants..."
Frankie Chestnuts Troi: "Hey Will... How 'bout we go back to my quarters and have a transporter accident?"
Frankie Chestnuts Troi: "Hey Will... I was just having a cocktail with Zephram Cocktail... Did I say cocktail? Cornhole? COCHRANE! Zaphod COCHRANE... Zaphod?? Why did you say Zaphod? ZEPHRAM! That guy over there... Tall guy with the beard. Kinda looks like you! HEY WILL... When did you get here? I thought I was talking to that other guy. How you doin'? I'm just going to sit down now..."
Frankie Chestnuts Troi: "Will, do you realize how far up your nostrils I can see?"
Frankie Chestnuts Troi: "Will... Why is Thomas here with you???"
Frankie Chestnuts Troi: "Well... to begin with... I wasn't ALL that drunk..."
Chromedome "Riker. You can take your Tequila Sunrise and shove it, glass and all, where the sun don't rise."
Captain 8472 Deanna: Wesley, why and when did you grow a beard?
Captain 8472 “How you doin’?”
Captain 8472 Riker: How drunk are you?
Troi: I am not as drunk as I think you am.
Captain 8472 Riker: How drunk are you?
Troi: Who are you, my ex-boyfriend?

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