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| Name | Caption |
| Horta not Vorta | Nice bush. |
| Captain 8472 | Nichelle: And people wonder why I considered quitting this franchise… |
| Captain 8472 | Director: Be careful with the lighting! We are going for a PG rating, not an R or higher! I don’t want to ‘see’ anything! |
| Captain 8472 | There is always that one person at each party that gets naked when drunk. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Uhura: GIMME A "D"! All: "D"! Uhura: GIMME AN "I"! All: "I"! Uhura: GIMME A "T"! All: "T"! Uhura: “GIMME AN "L"! All: "L"! Uhura: WHAT’S THAT SPELL? All: Diddle? |
| Chromedome | "It's Uhura practicing her semaphore signals." "What is she saying?" "Your security clearance isn't high enough to know." |
| Chromedome | Hey, Macarena! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Uhura: "Hey Guys... GUYS!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY TOILET PAPER???" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | ♫ Blue moon, you saw me standing alone, without a dream in my heart, without a love on my own. ♫ |
| Captain 8472 | This is just a distraction while the rest of the team steals your credit card information. |
| The Geek | Director: "C'mon, Nichelle, you're not just doing it for the money. You're doing it for a SHITLOAD of money!" |
| Captain 8472 | Ok, what should I be howling at? |
| Horta not Vorta | The moons are out. |
| Captain 8472 | The Planet of Misogyny. Ruled by 1980s CEOs. I recommend avoiding at all cost. |
| Captain 8472 | Transporter Accident number 53-Alpha, failure to rematerialize clothes. |
| Captain 8472 | I have no clue as to the nature of this ritual, but I hope I am not chosen to be the midnight sacrifice. |
| Captain 8472 | When marooned on a deserted planet, take advantage of the situation and ignore all societal standards! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | McCOY: “Hi. ...Busy?” SPOCK: “Uhura is busy. I am monitoring.” McCOY: “I’LL say she’s busy.” SPOCK: “NOW you know why I’m monitoring.” |
| Chromedome | (offscreen) "When they said we needed to improve the ratings, I don't think that getting us a TV-MA one was what they had in mind!" |
| Chromedome | (offscreen) "I'm pretty sure that ain't Frankie Chestnuts." |
| Chromedome | So after the bike cop got off duty, and showed them some San Francisco night life, one thing led to another ... |
| Captain 8472 | No one expects the Fan-Damce Inquisition! |
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