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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Klingon Olympic Curling involved sliding the severed heads of your enemies down a sheet of ice. Vulcan Olympic Curling was just a little less violent, but still 'in your face'. |
| Chromedome | "If you love me, you'll swallow it." "You kidding? It's a Rowntree's Fruit Pastille! All you can do is chew!" |
| Captain 8472 | Nimoy just mentioned to Cattral that she has a grey eye lash hair. |
| Captain 8472 | Valeris: I was the one who sabotaged the captain’s girdle. I replaced all of the dilithium crystals in the warp core with ‘pop rocks.’ I was the one who left the ‘upper decker’ in deck 4 lavatory. |
| Captain 8472 | Lt. Valeris has just been outed regarding her wig. |
| Captain 8472 | Looking down in the mouth. |
| Captain 8472 | Being an amateur and untrained observer of others, I think they are going to kiss…. What? What is a ‘mind-meld?’ |
| Captain 8472 | I don’t believe this is how Vulcans perform a dental exam. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Spock: "My mind to your mind... My thoughts to your thoughts... . Humm...? . I think I'm picking up air traffic control out of Chicago." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Spock: "My mind to your mind..." Valeris: "I don't think so." Spock: "My thoughts to your thoughts..." Valeris: "Then you'd know this is a bunch of horse hockey." Spock: "Our minds are becoming one..." Valeris: "You're kidding, right?" |
| Horta not Vorta | I'll have what she's having. |
| Chromedome | "You don't fool me, I know it's you, Wil Wheaton!" |
| Chromedome | Nimoy: "Where's the mistletoe? I must have mistletoe!" Director: "There isn't any mistletoe." Nimoy: "But this is the Christmas special! How can I pretend?" Director: "And we're filming in July. Just kiss goddamit!" |
| Chromedome | "My God! It's full of stars!" |
| Captain 8472 | Reservoir Dogs, Star Trek style. |
| Chromedome | "If I stick my fingers in your ears, the earwax will come out of your nose." |
| Captain 8472 | ‘Keep it fairly clean,’ they said… then why do you use images like this?! |
| Captain 8472 | The fanfic ideas spawned by this scene are best left unsaid. |
| Chromedome | So he could stay in character, Nimoy made is theatrical agent dress the part for their meetings. |
| Captain 8472 | “Lieutenant, your tonsils are inflamed.” |
| Captain 8472 | Deep Throat? |
| Miss Marple | Spock: Hold still… I can see it. It’s just an eyelash. |
| Horta not Vorta | Kiss me, you fool. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Spock: "You WILL get along with Sarah Jessica Parker...YOU WILL GET ALONG WITH SARAH JESSICA PARKER." |
| N'tran DS 12 | In space, no one can hear you scream. |
| Chromedome | "I'm sorry, Captain. You do not make a good female impersonator." |
| N'tran DS 12 | Head band: $4 Letting the Boss know what you think of him: Priceless. |
| Chromedome | "I said, can I borrow a cup of sugar?" |
| Chromedome | "From the dental work, I can tell you're not British." |
| Reingard | Spock: "Now tell me, what letter comes before 'P'?" |
| Reingard | Spock: "Captain, it is not what you think. It is merely a mind meld." |
| Reingard | Spock: "These thoughts are not logical." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Spock: "The power of Christ compels you! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!" Kirk [offscreen]: "Personally, I feel compelled." Bones [offscreen]: "Me too." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Dr. Spock... Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist. |
| Chromedome | "What a big nose you have, Granny!" |
| Chromedome | The Mission:Impossible team crossover with Star Trek - That's really Ethan Hunt in a Vulcan mask |
| Chromedome | The interrogation of a prisoner from planet RuPaul |
| Captain 8472 | Vulcan romance is confusing to many. |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: According to all my medical knowledge, that is not how one should perform a facial massage. |
| Captain 8472 | “The power of Surak compels you!” |
| Captain 8472 | The Vulcan ‘O-face.’ |
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