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Horta not Vorta Nice bush.
Captain 8472 Nichelle: And people wonder why I considered quitting this franchise…
Captain 8472 Director: Be careful with the lighting! We are going for a PG rating, not an R or higher! I don’t want to ‘see’ anything!
Captain 8472 There is always that one person at each party that gets naked when drunk.
Frankie Chestnuts Uhura: GIMME A "D"!
All: "D"!
Uhura: GIMME AN "I"!
All: "I"!
Uhura: GIMME A "T"!
All: "T"!
Uhura: “GIMME AN "L"!
All: "L"!
Uhura: WHAT’S THAT SPELL?
All: Diddle?
Chromedome "It's Uhura practicing her semaphore signals."
"What is she saying?"
"Your security clearance isn't high enough to know."
Chromedome Hey, Macarena!
Frankie Chestnuts Uhura: "Hey Guys... GUYS!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY TOILET PAPER???"
Frankie Chestnuts
Blue moon,
you saw me standing alone,
without a dream in my heart,
without a love on my own.

Captain 8472 This is just a distraction while the rest of the team steals your credit card information.
The Geek Director: "C'mon, Nichelle, you're not just doing it for the money. You're doing it for a SHITLOAD of money!"
Captain 8472 Ok, what should I be howling at?
Horta not Vorta The moons are out.
Captain 8472 The Planet of Misogyny. Ruled by 1980s CEOs. I recommend avoiding at all cost.
Captain 8472 Transporter Accident number 53-Alpha, failure to rematerialize clothes.
Captain 8472 I have no clue as to the nature of this ritual, but I hope I am not chosen to be the midnight sacrifice.
Captain 8472 When marooned on a deserted planet, take advantage of the situation and ignore all societal standards!
Frankie Chestnuts McCOY: “Hi. ...Busy?”
SPOCK: “Uhura is busy. I am monitoring.”
McCOY: “I’LL say she’s busy.”
SPOCK: “NOW you know why I’m monitoring.”
Chromedome (offscreen) "When they said we needed to improve the ratings, I don't think that getting us a TV-MA one was what they had in mind!"
Chromedome (offscreen) "I'm pretty sure that ain't Frankie Chestnuts."
Chromedome So after the bike cop got off duty, and showed them some San Francisco night life, one thing led to another ...
Captain 8472 No one expects the Fan-Damce Inquisition!

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