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Captain 8472 Woodstock 2267
Captain 8472 Hippie Communes… in spaaaaaaaaaace.
Chromedome "Well, it looks like this is going to be a good ComicCon!"
Chromedome "Thanks for getting me a part, Mr. Shatner. Do you think I can get a permanent job here?"
"Let's discuss it in my Winnebago."
Chromedome Spock: "This planet has had good reviews on TripAdvisor, Captain."
"Kirk: "I can see the attractions from here."
Captain 8472 Kirk: Spock, do you understand the meaning of this ceremony?
Spock: I am surprised. Haven’t you ever been mass-married before?
N'tran DS 12 Kirk:"Um, you are about to have a wardrobe malfunction. "
Captain 8472 Kirk: Mr. Spock, are you able to identify these flowers and any cultural meanings?
Spock: There are a type of parasitic vine with chemical properties similar to Earth’s Poison Ivy. They are subtle message that roughly translates as ‘hippity, hoppity, get off my property.’
N'tran DS 12 Logic is a little bird tweeting in a meadow.
Logic is pretty flowers that smell bad.
N'tran DS 12 This bunch is ready to hitchhike.....
They all have their towels.
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk... Always pondering if the carpet matches the drapes.
Spock... Always pondering the hallucinogenic effects of the local plant life.
Frankie Chestnuts Captain Kirk... Always pondering if the carpet matches the drapes.
Captain 8472 Kirk, his fear of commitment surging.
Spock, his lack of emotion showing.
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Hey Spocko... How 'bout you take the blond and I'll take the... I guess... the OTHER blond."
Captain 8472 This image records the moment Kirk was exposed to every plant allergy he had. At once. McCoy would remember the required treatments as the moment Kirk’s dignity evaporated.
Chromedome Kirk: "You have a beautiful body. I mean celestial body. I mean planet."
Captain 8472 Kirk: Spock, note this in the ship’s log. A planet like this would make an excellent location for an exiled leader to set up a colony.
Captain 8472 The pictured individuals are rejoicing after eat Sir Robin’s Minstrels.
Captain 8472 Though not actually shown, Spock his covering his wallet with an abundance of caution. Kirk has fully fallen for the trap.
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Hey, sweetheart… Ya wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"
Frankie Chestnuts Spock [holding the flowers]: “Most curious, Captain. It seems to have a tranquilizing effect on the human nervous system. Fortunately, of course, I am… immune to its… effect…”
Chromedome Captains' Log. 2437.5. Planet Wonka. We have been captured by the indigenous Oompah Loompahs and are being forced into slavery making delicious confectionery products.
Chromedome "Are you sure this is necessary just to meet Frankie Chestnuts?"
Chromedome "There we go. Now keep these on your wrists and then if you get lost, someone will be able to call your mummy or daddy to get you home."
N'tran DS 12 Captain's Log .. First Officer's Vine
N'tran DS 12 Captain's Log--
Captain 8472 Kirk has yet to ‘give her all he’s got.’
Captain 8472 Kirk must share a woman for once in his life. And he must do so with Spock.
Captain 8472 “By the power vested in me, as Priestess of Vaal, I now pronounce you Husband and Husband! You may kiss the husband.”
Captain 8472 Kirk: Spock?
Spock: Captain?
Kirk: Did we travel through time?
Spock: No.
Kirk: Were we exposed to some unknown hallucinogen?
Spock: No.
Kirk: Is this some highly sophisticated illusion?
Spock: No.
Kirk: Then what is going on?!
Spock: We are getting ‘leied.’
Captain 8472 I think this is the only known example of Kirk and Spock getting lei’d at the same time.
Chromedome "Oooooo, shiny!"

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