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| Name | Caption |
| AJ | After Trump took down Obamacare, the quality of artificial limbs degenerated quickly. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Geordi: "Hang on Tasha... my VISOR has GOT to be malfunctioning." |
| PegasusJF | Modern art still sucks in the 24th century. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Shoulder pads... Feathered hair... Lethal weapons attached to your hands... God I love the 80's. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Georgi: "One last word of advise, Tasha... If you have an itch... Don't scratch." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Denise: "I've GOT to talk to the Props Department." |
| Miss Marple | In the future, sporks are a lot more complicated. |
| N'tran DS !2 | Contemplating the damage this could do to Wesley Crusher... |
| jg | Geordie was getting nervous. Here he was, a member of Starfleet, wearing a redshirt, being near a spiky alien artifact. What could go wrong? |
| Harry Kim | Nailed it! |
| PegasusJF | Hitchikers Guide Entry on Ligon II KillBurr Shrub Seed Pod: A wierd metallic seed pod that sprouts up quickly from its equally quick sprouting parent, grabs on the fur of a passing animal and promptly kills it. The shrub is so numerous that romantic walks in the woods requires a large escort bearing blow torches and flamethrowers. Coincidentally, Ligon II suffers from chronic deforestation. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | In the latest re-boot of 'Mystery Science Theater 3000', not only was the Pearl Forrester character not believable, but the 'Crow T. Robot' character was actually frightening. |
| Merat | La Forge: "Should you be messing with that thing?" Yar: "Don't worry about it. I'm a main character. I've got plot armor. And a yellow shirt." |
| pravda | Klingon sex toys had a limited market outside the Empire. |
| MR. WORF | Gordie : What is that thing ?! Tasha : It's the Klingon equivalent of an Emmy. |
| Bird of Prey | Geordi: "I heard that you attended Doctor Crusher's theatre audition for 'Peter Pan'. How did it go?" Tasha: "I auditioned for Wendy... and she gave me the role of Captain Hook." |
| Miss Marple | Star Trek Puppeteer Safety public service poster #3: Tasha demonstrates what NOT TO DO. |
| Miss Marple | Coming soon on Netfix Originals: "When Muppets Go Bad", starring Thorn, the Goth Muppet, voiced by Summer Glau. |
| MLCoolJ | Tasha: It's my first ventriloquism puppet. What do you think, Geordi? Geordi: I think I prefer Achmed the Dead Terrorist. |
| Miss Marple | Geordi, to self: And I thought I had dating problems ... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "Careful with that axe, Eugene" and other obscure Pink Floyd references... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE |
| MLCoolJ | Geordi and Tasha examine a representation of Paleogeminus armatus, the prehistoric armored tribble. |
| Merat | Yar: "I'm not sure this is a good look, Geordi. A blue-eyed blonde woman beating up a black woman on a planet of only black people. It seems a little problematical and racist. What do you think?" Geordi: "Why are you asking me?" Yar: "Well, you're black, so..." Geordi: "Wait. I'm black!?" |
| Merat | Yar: "What do you think of my new puppet, Geordi?" La Forge: "Its... very nice." Yar: "His name is Dragnol. He is my best friend. He tells me to do things, but I don't listen, usually." La Forge: "Hey, that's great, oh look at the time, I need to go fix the engines." Yar: "You're the pilot." La Forge: "I.. gotta go become the chief engineer. Then I have to go fix the engines, so really busy..." |
| Bird of Prey | Geordi: "When I suggested to prank the Captain by putting something in his chair, I was thinking more of a tribble or a whoopee cushion or something..." |
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