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WINNER : HUGH JASS

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Name : Winner : Hugh Jass
Winner : Hugh Jass

To the tune of Any Dream Will Do
I closed my eyes and then I farted
My arse departed across the room
And in the East their eyes where burning,
their stomach churning
at the fart I blew!

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