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This Republican is trying to out-Arizona Arizona
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 8:14 pm
by Angharrad
Here's The Text Of The Bill That Would Ban Gay Football Players From The NFL
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WASHINGTON -- The Republican lobbyist promising to introduce a bill banning gays from the National Football League unveiled the text of that legislation on Thursday.
The bill, titled "The American Decency Act of 2014," would make it illegal for "self-declared homosexual football players" to join an NFL team unless it "provides facilities for homosexual players which are entirely separate and distinct from the facilities used by heterosexual players." A violation of that provision would result in a fine between $3 million and $8 million.
Pushed by lobbyist Jack Burkman, CEO of Burkman Associates LLC, the bill would give the Department of Justice the power to enforce the ban.
The idea that the measure would ever make it into law is patently absurd. Burkman himself told The Huffington Post that he'd only been able to secure the support of a handful of members of the House of Representatives and just one senator. Notably, he declined to offer any actual names.
Burkman has faced derision for even bringing up the proposal. Several of his clients have expressed their disapproval and at least one has cut ties with his firm. In an interview with The Huffington Post, Burkman's younger brother –- an openly gay doctor in Seattle -– said he thought the entire thing was a publicity stunt and strongly doubted that a bill would even materialize.
But Burkman has insisted that this is a matter of personal conviction for him.
"I felt that if the NFL doesn't have any morals, and people like [Commissioner] Roger Goodell, who are just go-along-get-along guys, just want to appease advertisers, appease corporate America and all that stuff," he said earlier this week, "I figured, well, it is time for conservatives in Congress to step in and define morality for them."
The full text of the bill is below, as provided by Burkman's public relations firm:
RESOLVED by the U.S. House of Representatives of the United States of America, that the following article is proposed as federal law under the jurisdiction of the United States of America, enforceable by Executive action.
BE it enacted by the House of Representatives and by the Senate of the United States of America in Congress assembled, that:
Section 1. The National Football League and all teams thereof are hereby prohibited from employing self-declared homosexual football players. This prohibition shall only apply in cases where a football player has openly declared himself to be a homosexual.
Section 2. The prohibition detailed in article (A) above shall not apply to any team of the National Football League that provides facilities for homosexual players which are entirely separate and distinct from the facilities used by heterosexual players.
Section 3. Provisions (A) and (B) above shall pre-empt all relevant state law.
Section 4. The US Department of Justice shall have the power to enforce this legislation by all appropriate means.
Section 5. Should one part of this legislation be deemed at any point unconstitutional, all other parts shall be considered separate and entirely severable for Federal Constitutional purposes.
Section 6. Each violation of (A) and (B) above shall result in a fine of not less than $3 million not more than $8 million.
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He doesn't say when the bill is coming out that will ban wife beaters, drunk drivers, rapists and racists though.
Re: This Republican is trying to out-Arizona Arizona
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 8:57 pm
by McAvoy
Off hand without doing any research on it how can the government dictate what a company especially something as big and dispersed as the NFL.?
Re: This Republican is trying to out-Arizona Arizona
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:20 pm
by Teaos
This guys a massive closet case.
Re: This Republican is trying to out-Arizona Arizona
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:20 pm
by Nutso
The bill, titled "The American Decency Act of 2014," would make it illegal for "self-declared homosexual football players" to join an NFL team unless it "provides facilities for homosexual players which are entirely separate and distinct from the facilities used by heterosexual players."
Clever, evil bastard, ain't he? He can actually get supporters behind this. Should have called it "The American Patriotic Decency Act of 2014," just to get that message across that being a good American means hurting a minority.
If only there were a decency act about cheating on your spouse. Think anyone in Washington would vote for that?
Re: This Republican is trying to out-Arizona Arizona
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:45 pm
by McAvoy
You know he likes the dick. Especially the dirty dicks from trannies. That's what he cheats on his wife for.
All of you were thinking it.
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Re: This Republican is trying to out-Arizona Arizona
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:55 pm
by Graham Kennedy
McAvoy wrote:Off hand without doing any research on it how can the government dictate what a company especially something as big and dispersed as the NFL.?
They can't. So he proposes the law, it gets killed somewhere along the way in the legislative process, and he gets to thump his chest in the next election and call himself the true conservative, not like all those RINOs who killed his bill.
Or it actually does pass and then the courts strike it down, and he gets to thump his chest and rage about "liberal activist judges destroying America".
No matter what happens, he wins.
Re: This Republican is trying to out-Arizona Arizona
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:17 pm
by McAvoy
Or maybe but is more rare in that he himself gets battered down by conservatives and goes away. Happens every once in awhile.
Re: This Republican is trying to out-Arizona Arizona
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:43 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5
Let's hope McAvoy is right with this turkey.
Re: This Republican is trying to out-Arizona Arizona
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:16 am
by McAvoy
No way in hell would it be passed. So it is a question if this guy would be treated like the ass hole he is or a conservative hero.
Re: This Republican is trying to out-Arizona Arizona
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:51 am
by Jim
You shouldn't discriminate against people for who they are or what they feel or believe... and you shouldn't bully people into doing things that they are not comfortable with.
Right?
Or does that only count for people that you agree with?
Re: This Republican is trying to out-Arizona Arizona
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:32 pm
by Griffin
I doubt the NFl would let it pass anyway, I'm sure they'd lobby against it or what have you. I doubt they want to have to build whole new changing rooms and such, and they don't seem to want to fire players either seeing the crap that a lot of them get up to.
Re: This Republican is trying to out-Arizona Arizona
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 2:12 pm
by McAvoy
Jim wrote:You shouldn't discriminate against people for who they are or what they feel or believe... and you shouldn't bully people into doing things that they are not comfortable with.
Right?
Or does that only count for people that you agree with?
He has a right to say whatever he wants to say. But the fact is this guy is trying to force the NFL to conform to what he wants which is very unique and usually only applies to opposite ssees (different changing rooms). Then he goes about it with fines and so forth as is said above.
So in what way should he be respected? Hmm maybe we should create a law where blacks should not mix with whites even going through the same door. They should use different facilities than whites. No mixed sports.
Re: This Republican is trying to out-Arizona Arizona
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:17 pm
by Jim
McAvoy wrote:Jim wrote:You shouldn't discriminate against people for who they are or what they feel or believe... and you shouldn't bully people into doing things that they are not comfortable with.
Right?
Or does that only count for people that you agree with?
He has a right to say whatever he wants to say. But the fact is this guy is trying to force the NFL to conform to what he wants which is very unique and usually only applies to opposite ssees (different changing rooms). Then he goes about it with fines and so forth as is said above.
So in what way should he be respected? Hmm maybe we should create a law where blacks should not mix with whites even going through the same door. They should use different facilities than whites. No mixed sports.
Don't get me wrong, I think that people like him are very uneducated and small minded, and I don't agree with what they have to say. I just find the opposition tends to be grossly hypocritical.
Re: This Republican is trying to out-Arizona Arizona
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:07 pm
by IanKennedy
Interesting. So you have a law against hate crimes but not against hate laws?
Re: This Republican is trying to out-Arizona Arizona
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:11 pm
by IanKennedy
"conservatives in Congress to step in and define morality for them."
Hmm... yes I can see how that would work. Basically it would go along the lines of "to be moral you simply should avoid doing anything your congress man/woman does". From what I've seen they're amongst the most amoral ass-hats on the planet.