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Giant scorpion fossil found

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This is easily the coolest thing I've heard all week:
Man-sized sea scorpion claw found

The immense fossilised claw of a 2.5m-long (8ft) sea scorpion has been described by European researchers.

The 390-million-year-old specimen was found in a German quarry, the journal Biology Letters reports.

The creature, which has been named Jaekelopterus rhenaniae, would have paddled in a river or swamp.

The size of the beast suggests that spiders, insects, crabs and similar creatures were much larger in the past than previously thought, the team says.

The claw itself measures 46cm - indicating its owner would have been longer even than the average-sized human.

Overall, the estimated size of the animal exceeds the record for any other sea scorpion (eurypterid) find by nearly 50cm.

The eurypterids are believed to be the extinct aquatic ancestors of modern land scorpions and possibly all arachnids (the class of animals that also includes spiders).

"The biggest scorpion today is nearly 30cm so that shows you how big this creature was," said Dr Simon Braddy from the University of Bristol, UK.

It was one of Dr Braddy's co-authors, Markus Poschmann, who made the discovery in the quarry near Prum in western Germany.

"I was loosening pieces of rock with a hammer and chisel when I suddenly realised there was a dark patch of organic matter on a freshly removed slab," he recalled.

"After some cleaning I could identify this as a small part of a large claw. Although I did not know if it was more complete or not, I decided to try and get it out.

"The pieces had to be cleaned separately, dried, and then glued back together. It was then put into a white plaster jacket to stabilise it."

Super-sized meals

The species existed during a period in Earth history when oxygen levels in the atmosphere were much higher than today.

And it was those elevated levels, some palaeo-scientists believe, that may have helped drive the super-sized bodies of many of the invertebrates that existed at that time - monster millipedes, huge cockroaches, and jumbo dragonflies.

But Dr Braddy thinks the large scales may have had a lot to do with the absence early on of vertebrate predators. As they came on the scene, these animals would have eaten all the biggest prey specimens.

"The fact that you are big means you are more likely to be seen and to be taken for a tastier morsel," he told BBC News. "Evolution will not select for large size; you want to be small so you can hide away."

The scorpions are thought to have made their first scuttles on to land about 450 million years ago.

While some would have taken up a fully terrestrial existence, others like Jaekelopterus rhenaniae would have maintained an aquatic or semi-aquatic lifestyle.
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Why did all the cool creatures have to die before we could see them in real life? Seriously, this thing, dinosaurs, Lipleurodon, giant insects. :(

How cool would it be to have one of these as a pet? :D
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That's pretty awesome. I remember going over this period in geology, wonder why its not as famous as the latter Dinosaur periods, insects are cool too :P
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That is freaking cool. :D Can you imagine the size of the can of Raid you'd need to take that out?
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Doesnt really look like a scorpion though. More like a lobster which is still pretty cool.
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You could have the world's largest crawfish boil! :D I'll bring the collared greens!
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And I'll bring the Old Bay! Imagine how long we'd have to play the vocab game to get enough rice to make that thing into an etouffee?
Doesnt really look like a scorpion though. More like a lobster which is still pretty cool.
It would, because it was a marine/estuarial animal, and a common ancestor for most of the arachnids. I can't believe the set of cojones on that paleontologist for taking a specimen of the find out before knowing if it was part of a more complete piece!
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Now this would be something cool to ride to work on. Lets see someone car jack that.
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I think there still are some really cool creatures, but we're just not aware of them. There were a few documentaries on our national TV about the mysterious creatures who live in the depths of the Adriatic Sea, and they were pretty amazing. Since the Adriatic is a relatively small sea, I'm quite sure there are even more amazing creatures in the depths of the world's oceans.
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Marine biologists are always finding some new deep-sea creatures with such a different ecology and physiology from what we already know, that it seems like they're visiting another planet.

Deep-sea squids - Humboldt, giant, those little clear and colorless ones - alone can make a fascinating lifetime study.
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Can you imagine the signs on the beaches? Beware of Giant Scorpions...


But, really, we do have lots of cool creatures left alive today; whales are incredibly cool creatures if you know about them, and Giant Squid are even freakier than a giant scorpion would be... not to mention cows; I mean, how cool are cows? Huge, slow, dumb creatures who wander around and then get cut up and eaten; they're absolutely awesome.... most especially in burger form.... :lol:

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I wonder if this thing would taste good...
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Well, you'd guess it would at least be meatier than these miderable little scorpions I'm eating now...

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