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Pensioner converts canal barge into U-Boat

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:24 pm
by kostmayer
A retired fisherman has spent £50,000 turning a canal barge into a replica of a German U-boat.

It looks just like one of the feared attack vessels that sank 3,000 Allied ships during the Second World War.

Cyril Howarth kitted it out with with torpedo tubes and a periscope and launched it on the Leeds-Liverpool canal at Botany Bay in Lancashire.

Half the money was enough to buy a narrowboat, before the rest went on transforming it to resemble the deadly submarine.

Replica U-boat

Flabbergasted anglers have been falling over their fishing rods as the 70ft vessel bobs past them.

But they need not worry about manning the machineguns - although it looks mean, the vessel is still a narrowboat.

Inside the replica U-boat

£50,000 was spent transforming a run-of-the-mill barge. Photo: Warren Smith

Its top speed is 3mph and the only way it would be able to dive is by springing a hole in the side.

Cyril, 78, from Chorley, said: "'It is the culmination of a 12-month dream. I have always studied naval history, in particular the role of the submarine.

"You should have seen the faces of the locals when they woke up and found a battleship-grey German navy U-boat in their midst."

Speaking from beside the craft, Sky's Tessa Chapman said: "We've seen a number of narrowboats going past with their cameras out taking a look at this new tourist attraction."

Onlookers have been reacting with a mixture of shock and awe to the incongruous sight.

A German u-boat

An original German u-boat captured in 1941

Tom Martin, who walks his dog by the canal every day, told Sky News: "It's most unusual, I was quite surprised.

"I hear the chap who owns it always wanted a submarine."

Bradley Crapton, a narrowboat owner, added: "I've never seen anything like it - except in war films of course."

Another dog walker, who did not want to be named, said: "Good luck to him, he's done a remarkable job."

However, although Cyril may not have to contend with Allied hunter-killers, he could yet face a broadside from British Waterways.

A spokesman has confirmed the craft needs a licence and will be checked to ensure it won't sink other boats by mistake.
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Follow the link for the pictures, the thing really has to be seen.

I like little stories like this amongst all the shit we see in the news.

Re: Pensioner converts canal barge into U-Boat

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:31 pm
by Lighthawk
That is awesome, and hilarious.

Re: Pensioner converts canal barge into U-Boat

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:49 pm
by stitch626
A spokesman has confirmed the craft needs a licence and will be checked to ensure it won't sink other boats by mistake.
:laughroll:

Re: Pensioner converts canal barge into U-Boat

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:16 pm
by Mikey
Nice. I wonder if any neighbors that the guy ha pissed off in the past are planning on turning their kites into Fairey Swordfish. ;)

Re: Pensioner converts canal barge into U-Boat

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:22 pm
by Sionnach Glic
"Honey, you might want to give that stepladder back to the neighbours. They're not taking it very well."

Seriously, that's really cool. :)

Re: Pensioner converts canal barge into U-Boat

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:54 pm
by IanKennedy
For those too lazy to click the link:

Image

Re: Pensioner converts canal barge into U-Boat

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:00 pm
by Griffin
Firstly, thats cool

Secondly:
at Botany Bay in Lancashire.
wait, what?

Re: Pensioner converts canal barge into U-Boat

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:24 pm
by IanKennedy
Condan1993 wrote:Firstly, thats cool

Secondly:
at Botany Bay in Lancashire.
wait, what?
Look carefully at a map of the UK and the world is set out before your eyes. For example we have a Washington, New York and Boston and they're all in a 20 to 30 square mile area of Lincolnshire. As for Botany Bay just in the UK there's:

- Botany Bay, London, a village in the London Borough of Enfield, England
- Botany Bay, Kent, a bay in Broadstairs, Kent, England
- Botany Bay, Derbyshire, a small hamlet in South Derbyshire, England
- Botany Bay, Monmouthshire, an area in the Wye Valley, Wales
- Botany Bay, Bristol, former name of an area of Henbury, Bristol, United Kingdom
- Botany Bay, Bristol, former name of an area of St Werburghs, Bristol, United Kingdom
- Botany Bay (Chorley) a community in the North West of England

It's just that the people who leave here and name things had absolutely no imagination. :)

Re: Pensioner converts canal barge into U-Boat

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:42 pm
by kostmayer
Condan1993 wrote:Firstly, thats cool

Secondly:
at Botany Bay in Lancashire.
wait, what?
Surely you meant "Botany Bay... Botany Bay?!!"

Talk about a missed oportunity :)

Re: Pensioner converts canal barge into U-Boat

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:50 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5
*Clicks link* oh, that thing's about twenty kinds of awesome. 8)