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PORTLAND, Ore. - A county official in Oregon has apologized after health inspectors soured a 7-year-old's business venture by shutting down her lemonade stand.

Multnomah County Chairman Jeff Cogen, the county's top elected official, said the inspectors were "following the rule book," The Oregonian reported, but that regulators should take into consideration the intent of the food safety rules: To govern adults running professional food businesses.

Cogen's apology came after inspectors cracked down on Julie Murphy and her mother, Maria Fife, after they set up a lemonade stand at a local arts fair in northeast Portland. After just 20 minutes of selling the drinks, made from gallon jugs of water and Kool-Aid packets, an inspector asked to see their license, The Oregonian reported.

According to state law, even the ubiquitous summertime children's enterprise technically needs a temporary restaurant license, at a cost of $120 for one day.

After giving the pair the choice of continuing to sell the lemonade and face a fine of up to $500, or pack up and go home, the mother-daughter team opted to leave, the newspaper said.

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The ultimatum rallied vendors at other booths, The Oregonian reported, but after the crowd surrounded the first inspector and another who came to assist, Fife left with her daughter, who began to cry.

"A lemonade stand is a classic, iconic American kid thing to do," he told the newspaper. "I don't want to be in the business of shutting that down." Cogen added that he, too, had operated a stand as a child.

Fife told The Oregonian that she appreciated Cogen's apology, and that her daughter was happy, as "she's starting to see it had some effect."

Newspaper readers and a local radio station offered to pitch in to sponsor Murphy's lemonade stand, the report added.

But some county leaders took a more cautious tone about the situation.

The director of business services for the county health department, Wendy Lear, told the paper that staff still need to protect the public's interest by monitoring food operations at events like festivals and fairs.

City Commissioner Amanda Fritz told The Oregonian that new plans are in the works for the festival in question, but that she agreed with the health inspectors' decision to shutter the stand.

"When you've got 15,000 people, it's no longer a neighborhood event, it's a regional event," she told the newspaper. "The county has the responsibility to fairly enforce the rules on permits and food handlers' permits."
Seems someone needs a surgical procedure done, to remove the stick from their asses. I can't believe some schmuck would do this to a kid. It was friggin' Kool-Aid! Your not going to poison someone with Kool-Aid.

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What dickhead decided to bust up a little girl's lemonade stand? Seriously, how much of a shit head do you have to be to do that?
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How anally-retentive must you be to shut down a fucking meonade stand????
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Kool-aid lemonade even.
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Mark wrote:It was friggin' Kool-Aid! Your not going to poison someone with Kool-Aid.
As long as nobody named Jones was involved, anyway.

Seriously, though - I'd love to see a transcription of the guy's though process as he went from "in the statute" to "little girl's stand at a county fair must be shut down."
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If that were my kid, I'd have beat his ass right there in front of everyone for "assaulting" my child.
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Deepcrush wrote:If that were my kid, I'd have beat his ass right there in front of everyone for "assaulting" my child.
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Deepcrush wrote:If that were my kid, I'd have beat his ass right there in front of everyone for "assaulting" my child.
I don't know if I could conscience that unless he laid a hand on my kid. For sure, I could call him out very loudly and publicly for being a dumbass, though.
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Mikey wrote:I don't know if I could conscience that
Yeah, that's not and issue for me.
Mikey wrote:unless he laid a hand on my kid.
If he really laid a hand on my child, a beating would be the best case for him.
Mikey wrote:For sure, I could call him out very loudly and publicly for being a dumbass, though.
I'm sure I'd be saying some nasty things during the process of helping him into his soon to be new wheel chair and tube feeding equipment.
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I... have to admit I'd be following Mikey's wake. Chew out the son of a bitch loudly, but wait until a hand was put onto my child. Then the gloves come off... along with his head.
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Unfortunately I've heard of stories like this before. The last one I heard regarded a neighbour who called the police to shut down his neighbour's son's lemonade stand for not having a license (I think it may have been posted here, actually).
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We had something like that here once. The kid was on his parents lawn so the police told the caller to fuck off. :lol:

I think they sent him a ticket for false use of the service, but I can't promise it. Though I'd like to think such as I'd imagine the court case would be beyond funny.

Judge "Why are you here"
Guy "Called the cops to bust up a kids drink stand so they billed me for a false call."
Judge "When then you'd better pay the bill and stop being such a dick."
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