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Darth Vader robs NY Bank

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:30 pm
by Varthikes
I just read this article on Comcast.

I kind of find it hilarious what some people will do to rob a bank.

SETAUKET, N.Y. - Times must be tough back at the Empire.

A bank robber dressed as "Star Wars" villain Darth Vader made off with an undetermined amount of cash after pointing a handgun at startled tellers inside a Chase bank branch on Long Island.

Detectives say the stickup man walked into the bank shortly before noon Thursday wearing a full head mask and a blue cape. The only part of the uniform that was out of place were his camouflage pants. And that handgun - no light saber.

Suffolk County police Detective Sgt. William Lamb told reporters at least one customer at the time didn't think the theft was legit. The customer, whose identity was not released, can be seen cowering on the floor in a surveillance camera photo, moments after the holdup man shoved him away.

"The customer thought it might have been a joke and not a serious attempt at a robbery," Lamb told the Daily News.
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The only other description of the suspect was his height: between 6 feet and 6-foot-2. He was last seen running across a parking lot.

"I thought it was pretty comical, but I guess this guy was pretty serious about needing some money," Michael Aloisio, who works at a nearby restaurant and saw the bandit run past, told the New York Post.

"It was pretty crazy. He had the whole outfit on," added Louie Lin, who works at a Chinese restaurant in the shopping center where the bank is located and saw the robber.

Mike Fusco, a Chase spokesman, declined to comment other than to say bank officials were cooperating with the investigation. The holdup was the 15th in Suffolk County this year; 30 bank heists were reported in 2009.

The robbery comes about a week after a so-called bouquet bandit held up a Manhattan bank.

Authorities say Edward Pemberton used a flower bouquet to conceal a note demanding cash during a $440 bank heist July 15. They say he used a potted plant as a similar prop in a holdup at another bank earlier this month.

There also have been numerous reports around the country of men dressing as women, wigs, sunglasses and all, holding up banks.

A New Hampshire man robbed a bank in 2007 wearing tree branches and leaves.

Re: Darth Vader robs NY Bank

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:38 pm
by Deepcrush
Damn, I know he's upset about losing his place in the Empire but this is just taking it to far.

Re: Darth Vader robs NY Bank

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:51 pm
by Mikey
I guess the Dark Side ain't what it used to be.

Re: Darth Vader robs NY Bank

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:27 pm
by Sionnach Glic
The economic crisis hit the Empire hard.

Re: Darth Vader robs NY Bank

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:38 pm
by Deepcrush
Well its their own fault. Their budget control is run by the Greeks after all.

Re: Darth Vader robs NY Bank

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:09 pm
by kostmayer
We shouldn't condemn him, he's a victim of society.

Pregnant wife in need of medical care, can't get a promotion at work, mental health problems, violent upbringing - its no wonder he turned to bad.

Re: Darth Vader robs NY Bank

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:12 pm
by Deepcrush
This is true, maybe we should just assign him to a spacestation somewhere. I'm sure everything will be fine.

Re: Darth Vader robs NY Bank

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:18 pm
by Lighthawk
Well I can hardly blame him, after getting banned from the conventions, he's probably pretty upset.

Re: Darth Vader robs NY Bank

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:27 pm
by Captain Seafort
More "Darth Vader" than "robs bank" methinks. *punt*

Re: Darth Vader robs NY Bank

Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:29 am
by Deepcrush
This is true!

Re: Darth Vader robs NY Bank

Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:10 am
by Nickswitz
Yeah, a guy in a Darth Vader costume honestly went into a NYC bank and held it up. It's not a joke or anything, which is kinda scary.

Re: Darth Vader robs NY Bank

Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:01 am
by Vic
What, Darth Vader robs banks........helloooo, Dark Lord of the Sith, evil incarnate, mass murderer of children, duh. :D

Re: Darth Vader robs NY Bank

Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:15 am
by Graham Kennedy
Jim Gordon : "What about escalation?"
Batman : "Escalation?"
Jim Gordon : "We start carrying semi automatics, they buy automatics, we start wearing Kevlar, they buy armor piercing rounds, and *you're* wearing a mask and jumping off rooftops..."

Re: Darth Vader robs NY Bank

Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:03 pm
by Deepcrush
:lol:

Re: Darth Vader robs NY Bank

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:54 am
by Vic
:lol: