Breaking news: Deepcrush now officially "northern scum"
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Breaking news: Deepcrush now officially "northern scum"
..."northern scum" being lyrics from Maryland's official song. However, Maryland has hopped over the Mason-Dixon Line.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Breaking news: Deepcrush now officially "northern scum"
Maryland has a line in its anthem about "northern scum"? That's even better than the line about fighting the evil British oppressors in our anthem.
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Re: Breaking news: Deepcrush now officially "northern scum"
Sionnach Glic wrote:Maryland has a line in its anthem about "northern scum"? That's even better than the line about fighting the evil British oppressors in our anthem.
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PS - I don't know the state song of Maryland... I'm just taking that factoid from the article I referenced.
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Re: Breaking news: Deepcrush now officially "northern scum"
We haven't got anything about the Irish, but have you ever heard verse six of our national anthem?Sionnach Glic wrote:Maryland has a line in its anthem about "northern scum"? That's even better than the line about fighting the evil British oppressors in our anthem.
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Re: Breaking news: Deepcrush now officially "northern scum"
We had a BIG St Patty's day party out here. And the funniest things is that I didn't see a single person who looked even REMOTELY irish ![Mr. Green :mrgreen:](./images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif)
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Re: Breaking news: Deepcrush now officially "northern scum"
So it's more like this?
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Mark wrote:We had a BIGSt Patty's dayparty out here. And the funniest things is that I didn't see a single person who looked even REMOTELY irish
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Re: Breaking news: Deepcrush now officially "northern scum"
Thats a bit closerSonic Glitch wrote:So it's more like this?
Mark wrote:We had a BIGSt Patty's dayGREEN THEMED party out here. And the funniest things is that I didn't see a single person who looked even REMOTELY irish
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Re: Breaking news: Deepcrush now officially "northern scum"
I didn't even know you HAD a verse 6.Captain Seafort wrote:We haven't got anything about the Irish, but have you ever heard verse six of our national anthem?Sionnach Glic wrote:Maryland has a line in its anthem about "northern scum"? That's even better than the line about fighting the evil British oppressors in our anthem.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Breaking news: Deepcrush now officially "northern scum"
That's because it's rare to go past verse one. Plus the Jocks don't like it:
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God grant that Marshal Wade
May by thy mighty aid
Victory bring
May he sedition hush
And like a torrent rush
Rebellious Scots to crush
God Save the Queen
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Re: Breaking news: Deepcrush now officially "northern scum"
This is going to sound utterly and completely retarded but I've GOT to ask.....what exactly is God supposed to be saving the Queen from??? ![Confused :?](./images/smilies/icon_confused.gif)
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Re: Breaking news: Deepcrush now officially "northern scum"
The French?
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Re: Breaking news: Deepcrush now officially "northern scum"
The Scots, which He's about to help crush, I suppose.
I guess that got re-interpreted as "Let them form regiments, just don't let them wear their skirts."
I guess that got re-interpreted as "Let them form regiments, just don't let them wear their skirts."
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Re: Breaking news: Deepcrush now officially "northern scum"
They already had regiments, and they kept their skirts. Ironically, the brunt of the fighting at Culloden was borne by 2nd Bn Royal Scots.Mikey wrote:I guess that got re-interpreted as "Let them form regiments, just don't let them wear their skirts."
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Re: Breaking news: Deepcrush now officially "northern scum"
I'm sorry, I should have said "contribute regiments to the British Army." When they were formed up to be part of the British Army, weren't they required to ditch the kilts in favor of trews? (The Highlanders anyway; the Lowlanders probably wouldn't be caught dead in something that uncouth anyway.)
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Breaking news: Deepcrush now officially "northern scum"
That's what I'm talking about. While the regiments tended to recruit across the the entire country, they were nominally divided into Highland and Lowland regiments. The Lowland regiments wore trousers, while the Highland regiments wore kilts. The Royal Scots were a Lowland regiment. Also First of Foot, Right of the Line, and Pontius Pilate's bodyguard.Mikey wrote:I'm sorry, I should have said "contribute regiments to the British Army."
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