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OBJECTIVE Ministries
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:45 am
by Sonic Glitch
So I happened onto one of these fundamentalist, evangelical Christian sites, and their Kids section (or 4 Kidz witk Lambuel) keeps making me thing: If I were a pedophile, I'd probably be talking like this to kids.
Enjoy
Re: OBJECTIVE Ministries
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 3:00 am
by Lighthawk
...wow, that hurt my brain, a lot. I'm not sure what's worse, portraying atheists as grumpy, cranky people that kids should not talk to and who require "advanced witnessing", or mr science giraffe and his "facts", and the hindu elephant that has lost track of how many gods he has.
Got to start young with that brainwashing I guess.
Re: OBJECTIVE Ministries
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 3:31 am
by Nickswitz
OMG, my brain, it hurts!
Re: OBJECTIVE Ministries
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 3:27 pm
by Reliant121
Holy shit....
Is that site trying to turn kids into a christian secret police or something? Like....Jesus Youth or something?
Re: OBJECTIVE Ministries
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:13 pm
by IanKennedy
Wow, there's just so much wrong about that site. Every time I think of something to say here I find something even worse. I think Mr Giraffe was great, I hope Graham is going to use him in his science class. It may just be me feeling very grumpy.
Re: OBJECTIVE Ministries
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:16 pm
by IanKennedy
Moved topic to 'Science, Philosophy and Theology'.
Re: OBJECTIVE Ministries
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:20 pm
by Graham Kennedy
I got to "Jesus wants us to be hot for Him", and cracked up.
Re: OBJECTIVE Ministries
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:28 pm
by Reliant121
That had me giggling as well.
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Re: OBJECTIVE Ministries
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:47 pm
by IanKennedy
GrahamKennedy wrote:I got to "Jesus wants us to be hot for Him", and cracked up.
You've got to read the giraffe stuff, anything else would be a dereliction of duty.
Re: OBJECTIVE Ministries
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:55 pm
by Reliant121
Okay, I fell of my chair laughing at that
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Re: OBJECTIVE Ministries
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:02 pm
by Lighthawk
Secular movies lie! The T-rex was a herbivore that used its sharp teeth to shred plants...
...Yeah, just like sharp toothed cows and elephants and goats do today, right?
Re: OBJECTIVE Ministries
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:18 pm
by Nickswitz
Lighthawk wrote:Secular movies lie! The T-rex was a herbivore that used its sharp teeth to shred plants...
...Yeah, just like sharp toothed cows and elephants and goats do today, right?
Oh yeah, and those Tigers, yeah, you can just go up to them and pet them, because they don't eat meat at all, they just use those sharp teeth to chop that real tough grass they like oh so much....
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Re: OBJECTIVE Ministries
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:13 am
by RK_Striker_JK_5
I am actually praying this is a parody site...
Re: OBJECTIVE Ministries
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:37 am
by Sonic Glitch
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:I am actually praying this is a parody site...
Hehe. Irony
Re: OBJECTIVE Ministries
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:56 am
by shran
That article in which they search for the Apatosaurus is not only hilarious, the photographic evidence looks like one of the paintings my sister would make. And that is supposed ot be a compliment.
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