England V USA

thelordharry · Post by **thelordharry** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:37 pm

In the World Cup in South Africa next year

Group C: ENGLAND, United States, Algeria, Slovenia

I'll be honest with you, I'm quite happy with that draw...

Angharrad · Post by **Angharrad** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:51 pm

United States is in the World Cup! Psst what's the World Cup?

Post by **Mikey** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:55 pm

Well, duh! It's what the world uses to protect its sack when it's playing sports.

thelordharry · Post by **thelordharry** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:56 pm

Is it a boat race? No, hang on, it's a golf tournament!

Tyyr · Post by **Tyyr** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:13 pm

Wait, since when do those countries play football?

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:48 pm

I know what you mean - England, Algeria and Slovenia are obvious, but I've no idea where that other one's come from. Have you ever heard of it?

Tyyr · Post by **Tyyr** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:49 pm

The fuck is a Slovenia?

sunnyside · Post by **sunnyside** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:52 pm

Well of course we made it into the finals for an international football tournament.

Have you seen the other teams? Not a single player over 300 pounds! How are they supposed to make an offensive line?

What?

thelordharry · Post by **thelordharry** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:55 pm

This might help you, Tyrr...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ82aMQONvc

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:49 pm

sunnyside wrote:Well of course we made it into the finals for an international football tournament.

Have you seen the other teams? Not a single player over 300 pounds! How are they supposed to make an offensive line?

What?

You can play the French - they have problems understanding the "foot" part of football as well.

sunnyside · Post by **sunnyside** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:11 pm

Captain Seafort wrote: You can play the French - they have problems understanding the "foot" part of football as well.

Dirty French and their spearing. And what's with that red square thing? Everybody knows hitting another player with your head is 15 yards and a first down.

Honestly sometimes I wonder what those other teams are doing when I see clips of them playing football, it's like they don't know how to play the game.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:38 pm

Captain Seafort wrote:You can play the French - they have problems understanding the "foot" part of football as well.

Too bloody right! *shakes fist*

Monroe · Post by **Monroe** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:14 pm

I just watched some videos on this football thing. You Europeans have horrible refs. The ball clearly touched the ground numerous times and they kept playing.

thelordharry · Post by **thelordharry** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:22 pm

Yeah, and why do you see 11 players each side kicking the ball with their foot (i.e football) when there should only be one man in the team who occasionally saunters on for 30 seconds to make contact with the ball for a fraction of a second with his foot? Gee honey, those Europeans are a bunch of kooks...

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:23 pm

Monroe wrote:I just watched some videos on this football thing. You Europeans have horrible refs. The ball clearly touched the ground numerous times and they kept playing.

We don't have your strange obsession with regular committee meetings in the middle of allegedly fast-moving sports.

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