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Might be a little crazy...
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:31 am
by Lighthawk
A Pasadena, Texas, woman outdid the rabbit scene in "Fatal Attraction" by stealing her ex's pet goldfish, frying them up in a pan, and eating them.
The fight that led up to the non-vegetarian revengefest was apparently over some jewelry that the unnamed man had once given the anonymous fish murderess, and had then taken back. After unsuccessfully confronting her ex, the woman went to his apartment, took the goldfish and brought them home for the most furious fish fry in the history of mankind.
By the time the police made it to her place, she had already eaten three of the goldfish, which left four tiny fried fish carcasses sitting on her plate. She couldn't have been very hungry, though, after the huge plate of crazy she ate for breakfast.
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Re: Might be a little crazy...
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:27 pm
by Tyyr
Goldfish can get up to a foot long but even then there's not much meat on them.
Re: Might be a little crazy...
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:40 pm
by stitch626
fish murderess
Really now...
Re: Might be a little crazy...
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:49 pm
by Aaron
Oh NOES! She murdered a poor creature that can't reason, doesn't feel pain and is as dumb as a stump!
Re: Might be a little crazy...
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:28 pm
by Nutso
Am I the only one who's
at this? Will she face punishment for destroying and consuming a man's property?
Re: Might be a little crazy...
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:41 am
by Uzume
Dude this is stupid the court cost will be more than the $5 in reparations.
I like fish
Re: Might be a little crazy...
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:27 am
by Angharrad
Cpl Kendall wrote:Oh NOES! She murdered a poor creature that can't reason, doesn't feel pain and is as dumb as a stump!
No she didn't do anything to her ex- . . . Nevermind.
Re: Might be a little crazy...
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:48 pm
by Sonic Glitch
Cpl Kendall wrote:
Re: Might be a little crazy...
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:50 pm
by Mikey
See, someone shopped a pic of a manatee in place of the zeppelin Hindenburg, and made a pun on the phrase "Oh, the humanity."
Get it?
Re: Might be a little crazy...
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:54 pm
by Sonic Glitch
Mikey wrote:See, someone shopped a pic of a manatee in place of the zeppelin Hindenburg, and made a pun on the phrase "Oh, the humanity."
Get it?
Yea I got that. It was more of a: Why? Dare I ask what possessed someone to do that?
Re: Might be a little crazy...
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:48 pm
by Lazar
Sonic Glitch wrote:Yea I got that. It was more of a: Why? Dare I ask what possessed someone to do that?
Because it's funny.
Re: Might be a little crazy...
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:08 pm
by Nutso
Uzume wrote:Dude this is stupid the court cost will be more than the $5 in reparations.
I like fish
Government isn't known to be efficient.
Re: Might be a little crazy...
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:23 pm
by Monroe
Cpl Kendall wrote:Oh NOES! She murdered a poor creature that can't reason, doesn't feel pain and is as dumb as a stump!
I LOVE that picture.
Re: Might be a little crazy...
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:33 pm
by Aaron
I actually wanted the Hindenburg and the proper saying but google images is drowned in that crap.
Re: Might be a little crazy...
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:41 pm
by Mikey
Pretty close to where I live.