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A new spin on "Trashy Romance"
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:52 pm
by Angharrad
Kansas couple robbed at knifepoint while having sex in dumpster
BY NEIL NAGRAJ
A trashy romance story took a true-crime twist for a Kansas couple who sought privacy in a dumpster to have sex.
While sharing what Wichita cops called an "intimate moment," the man and woman, both 44, were robbed at knifepoint, the Wichita Eagle reports.
A 59-year-old assailant, accompanied by a 64-year-old man who egged him on, robbed the lovers of shoes, jewelry and a wallet last Saturday.
Cops were called and the suspects were apprehended shortly thereafter.
The couple's property was returned.
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The NY Daily News
Re: A new spin on "Trashy Romance"
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:09 pm
by Tyyr
How low can your standards be if you're willing to screw in a dumpster?
Re: A new spin on "Trashy Romance"
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:11 pm
by Nutso
What positions do you use in a dumpster?
Re: A new spin on "Trashy Romance"
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:30 pm
by Sionnach Glic
WTF?
Re: A new spin on "Trashy Romance"
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:45 pm
by Mikey
Tyyr wrote:How low can your standards be if you're willing to screw in a dumpster?
IDK... you have kids, too - you know what it's like trying to get some privacy.
Nutso wrote:What positions do you use in a dumpster?
I can think of a few, but I guess it depends on what the contents were before you got in.
Did anybody else notice that it said "59-year-old assailant?"
Re: A new spin on "Trashy Romance"
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:55 pm
by Angharrad
Mikey wrote:Tyyr wrote:How low can your standards be if you're willing to screw in a dumpster?
IDK... you have kids, too - you know what it's like trying to get some privacy.
Nutso wrote:What positions do you use in a dumpster?
I can think of a few, but I guess it depends on what the contents were before you got in.
Did anybody else notice that it said "59-year-old assailant?"
Don't forget he was "accompanied by a 64-year-old man who egged him on"
Re: A new spin on "Trashy Romance"
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:00 pm
by Nickswitz
Royal_Foxx wrote:Mikey wrote:Tyyr wrote:How low can your standards be if you're willing to screw in a dumpster?
IDK... you have kids, too - you know what it's like trying to get some privacy.
Nutso wrote:What positions do you use in a dumpster?
I can think of a few, but I guess it depends on what the contents were before you got in.
Did anybody else notice that it said "59-year-old assailant?"
Don't forget he was "accompanied by a 64-year-old man who egged him on"
Haha, I can see this as like a little boy being dared to do so, and the other one being the daree.. lol
Wow, this is just weird though, lol.
Re: A new spin on "Trashy Romance"
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:27 pm
by Tyyr
Mikey wrote:Tyyr wrote:How low can your standards be if you're willing to screw in a dumpster?
IDK... you have kids, too - you know what it's like trying to get some privacy.
I do, but I still have some standards. I'd be too busy gagging from the smell to be able to perform.
Re: A new spin on "Trashy Romance"
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:27 pm
by Sonic Glitch
Is it bad that upon reading the phrases describing the assailants I immediately thought
Re: A new spin on "Trashy Romance"
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:03 pm
by Tsukiyumi
Tyyr wrote:How low can your standards be if you're willing to screw in a dumpster?
Seriously. Next to the dumpster, sure, but
in it?
Re: A new spin on "Trashy Romance"
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:08 pm
by Aaron
Well if their cheating on someone the smell of garbage will overpower any perfume. Tis a brilliant plan really.
Re: A new spin on "Trashy Romance"
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:13 pm
by Lt. Staplic
Cpl Kendall wrote:Well if their cheating on someone the smell of garbage will overpower any perfume. Tis a brilliant plan really.
Re: A new spin on "Trashy Romance"
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:17 pm
by Nickswitz
Cpl Kendall wrote:Well if their cheating on someone the smell of garbage will overpower any perfume. Tis a brilliant plan really.
If by brilliant you mean unimaginably stupid, then yes, pure brilliance...
Re: A new spin on "Trashy Romance"
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:13 pm
by Angharrad
Cpl Kendall wrote:Well if their cheating on someone the smell of garbage will overpower any perfume. Tis a brilliant plan really.
Until the guy with the knife showed up.
Re: A new spin on "Trashy Romance"
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:17 pm
by Aaron
That isn't something you can reasonably predict though.