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If True, The Best Reason To Go Green Ever
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:11 am
by Tsukiyumi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTfY0EeJ ... re=channel
I'd like to see some more about this. This could actually be a major problem in the near future.
Re: If True, The Best Reason To Go Green Ever
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:43 am
by Monroe
I must live in the cleanest spot on the earth :p
And damn he looks chunky in those old videos.
Re: If True, The Best Reason To Go Green Ever
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:55 am
by Tsukiyumi
Monroe wrote:I must live in the cleanest spot on the earth...
Har har har.
Re: If True, The Best Reason To Go Green Ever
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:43 pm
by stitch626
Arg. Can't access the video. Synopsis please...
Re: If True, The Best Reason To Go Green Ever
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:17 pm
by Tsukiyumi
stitch626 wrote:Arg. Can't access the video. Synopsis please...
Pesticides and chemicals in our air and water are turning animals of numerous species into hermaphrodites, and effectively lowering our sperm counts.
...And making our penises smaller.
Re: If True, The Best Reason To Go Green Ever
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:24 pm
by stitch626
Oh.
Re: If True, The Best Reason To Go Green Ever
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:41 pm
by Nutso
How come pollution is always lowering sperm counts and making penises smaller? Why doesn't it ever cure AIDS?
Re: If True, The Best Reason To Go Green Ever
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:44 pm
by stitch626
Well, eventually pollution will cure AIDS... just won't be anyone around to notice.
Re: If True, The Best Reason To Go Green Ever
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:47 pm
by Tsukiyumi
Nutso wrote:How come pollution is always lowering sperm counts and making penises smaller? Why doesn't it ever cure AIDS?
I'm wondering why pollution never makes penises bigger.
stitch626 wrote:Well, eventually pollution will cure AIDS... just won't be anyone around to notice.
Very true.
Re: If True, The Best Reason To Go Green Ever
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:51 pm
by Nutso
Tsukiyumi wrote:Nutso wrote:How come pollution is always lowering sperm counts and making penises smaller? Why doesn't it ever cure AIDS?
I'm wondering why pollution never makes penises bigger.
Radioactive pollution made mild-mannered Bruce Banner's penis bigger. As well as everything else.
stitch626 wrote:Well, eventually pollution will cure AIDS... just won't be anyone around to notice.
Maybe some of us will die, while some of us will evolve to live in pollution. Like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Re: If True, The Best Reason To Go Green Ever
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:54 pm
by stitch626
I'd rather be dead than a turtle... I think.
Re: If True, The Best Reason To Go Green Ever
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:04 pm
by Tsukiyumi
Nutso wrote:Maybe some of us will die, while some of us will evolve to live in pollution. Like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Re: If True, The Best Reason To Go Green Ever
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:26 pm
by Mikey
Well, I live 20 minutes' drive north of Oyster Creek nuclear power plant, and I've got two kids and a wife who ain't complaining.
Just sayin'.
Re: If True, The Best Reason To Go Green Ever
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:29 pm
by Tsukiyumi
Mikey wrote:Well, I live 20 minutes' drive north of Oyster Creek nuclear power plant, and I've got two kids and a wife who ain't complaining.
Just sayin'.
Well, it worked for Godzilla.
Re: If True, The Best Reason To Go Green Ever
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:05 pm
by Sonic Glitch
Nutso wrote:Tsukiyumi wrote:Nutso wrote:How come pollution is always lowering sperm counts and making penises smaller? Why doesn't it ever cure AIDS?
I'm wondering why pollution never makes penises bigger.
Radioactive pollution made mild-mannered Bruce Banner's penis bigger. As well as everything else.
stitch626 wrote:Well, eventually pollution will cure AIDS... just won't be anyone around to notice.
Maybe some of us will die, while some of us will evolve to live in pollution. Like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Or Lt. Paris and Captain Janeway!