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Idiot criminal and a bad neighbor

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:51 pm
by Lighthawk
A woman whose home was broken in to last week got a surprise when she found her stolen things at her neighbor's yard sale, WBAL.com reports.

The woman, who lives in Anne Arundel County, Md., called police who discovered $25k worth of stolen items at the neighbor's house, the story said. The neighbor, David Perticone, said he bought the items off the back of a pickup truck.

Police didn't believe his story and arrested Perticone, 46, charging him with burglary and theft, according to WBAL.com. He is out on a $80k bond.

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Re: Idiot criminal and a bad neighbor

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:02 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Man, are criminals getting dumber lately? :lol:

Re: Idiot criminal and a bad neighbor

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:05 pm
by Lt. Staplic
well, at least the poliece didn't fall for his bs excuse....

"I bought them off a pick-up so I could sell them in my garage sale." :bangwall:

Re: Idiot criminal and a bad neighbor

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:09 pm
by Captain Seafort
Hmm. A variation on "they fell off the back of a lorry". At least he's got a sense of tradition. :lol:

Re: Idiot criminal and a bad neighbor

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:24 pm
by Lighthawk
Captain Seafort wrote:Hmm. A variation on "they fell off the back of a lorry". At least he's got a sense of tradition. :lol:
Back of a what?

And I just love the idea the guy thought anyone would believe he had ~$25k on him, saw the stuff being sold in the back of a truck, and just forked over all that cash.

Re: Idiot criminal and a bad neighbor

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:29 pm
by Mikey
"Lorry" is British for "truck."

Besides, who would have guessed that a woman would recognize... her own stuff? :P

Re: Idiot criminal and a bad neighbor

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:34 am
by Lt. Staplic
I hate stupid people, and I hate thieves, and this guy is both.