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http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=8242075&page=1
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/0 ... 50074.html

Well mostly asking for peace. When he did it in 2006 I thought it was pretty cool but bin Laden was more like asking for the US' surrender. Now it seems almost like Zawahri is asking for peace. Maybe in another year if he and bin Laden are still alive they'll be asking to surrender :P

Good news either way.
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Do evil-doers like peace?
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Here's a funny take on this. :lol:
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It's not going to happen.
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IF the last thirty + years of terrorism have taught us anything, it's that they'll use this to regroup and be back in five.
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My thoughts exactly. Even if they do stop when the US pulls out, they'll just spend the time preparing for another 9/11 style major attack.
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Tsukiyumi wrote:Here's a funny take on this. :lol:
I was going to post that but I was like 3 TYT videos posted in a day is too much :P So I ended up googling the story to post other sources :P

And accepting the peace is right out of course, the good news, and why its significant is that they're asking for it.
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The other fun part is that they could be trying for international recognition as a political entity. From there, they negotiate with different countries to give Al Qaeda a homeland, or they go back to terrorist attacks against the most stubborn country.

Of course, in that homeland, the whole world knows where they are.
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They're obviously taking their lessons on peacemaking from the Palestinians because they just claimed responsibility for a rocket attack on Kabul.
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Coalition wrote:...give Al Qaeda a homeland...
Some land on the seafloor of the Pacific should suffice.
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Coalition wrote:The other fun part is that they could be trying for international recognition as a political entity. From there, they negotiate with different countries to give Al Qaeda a homeland, or they go back to terrorist attacks against the most stubborn country.
Uh, why would Al-Qaeda want a homeland? That's not what they're fighting for. Their ideology basicaly calls for the destruction of all non-Muslims. The closest thing they want to a homeland is for US troops to leave Saudi Arabia, as they view their presence there as blasphemous (due to the presence of Mecca).
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Hmm, how about this for a peace accord.

You bomb us, we nuke Mecca.

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I know you're joking, but you'd be amazed how many people I've heard saying that seriously.
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Nukes are for MAD. B52s or a couple of pissed off Marines on the other hand............... :happydevil:
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After all, what's a little carpet-bombing going to do? :P
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