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Inches away from a Darwin Award
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:58 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Man uses nail clippers to circumcise himself in DIY disaster
Young man rushed to hospital after attempting delicate surgery on his penis using a pair of nail clippers
by: Joe Crowther
2 July 2009
A man was hospitalised after using nail clippers to perform self-circumcision
DO-IT-YOURSELF is becoming ever more popular these days, but a young man took the concept slightly too far when he used a pair of nail clippers to circumcise himself.
Unfortunately things didn't work out according to plan, and the unnamed man was taken to Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where the wound had to be cleaned and disinfected.
"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
There is a growing number of sites that include "How-to" guides for any budding DIY surgeons - though of course it is a highly dangerous practice and any surgery should be performed by qualified doctors.
Self-circumcision was also featured on the popular TV hit series Nip/Tuck, where Matt attempts to circumcise himself using a guide he found on the Internet.
Have you heard of any similar DIY disasters? Let us know
Seriously
Re: So close to a Darwin Award
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:01 pm
by Mikey
"This is something we would advise men never to attempt,"
Really? Who would have thought.
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Re: So close to a Darwin Award
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:36 pm
by Tsukiyumi
Suddenly, my life seems a little bit better.
Re: So close to a Darwin Award
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:55 pm
by Tyyr
That's the kind of thing that prompted my sig quote.
Re: So close to a Darwin Award
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:49 pm
by Lt. Staplic
OMG! What the F@$& was he thinking! Some one shoot him please, just in case he still has the ability to reproduce!
Re: So close to a Darwin Award
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:55 pm
by The Lt.'s Girl
I agree obviously seeing as I came up with cannibalistic social darwinism!
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mmmmmm people cookies
Re: So close to a Darwin Award
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:58 pm
by Lt. Staplic
The Lt.'s Girl wrote:I agree obviously seeing as I came up with cannibalistic social darwinism!
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mmmmmm people cookies
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Re: So close to a Darwin Award
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:01 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Damn, I just thought of a far better thread title!
*runs off to edit*
Re: Inches away from a Darwin Award
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:23 pm
by Nickswitz
That hurts me just thinking about it
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Re: Inches away from a Darwin Award
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:07 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5
*Crosse legs* oww....
What. An. Idiot.
Re: Inches away from a Darwin Award
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:11 am
by stitch626
Why? What could honestly posses a man to do that?
Re: Inches away from a Darwin Award
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:38 am
by IanKennedy
stitch626 wrote:Why? What could honestly posses a man to do that?
Apparently, nothing much
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If not before certainly now
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Re: Inches away from a Darwin Award
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:47 am
by Lt. Staplic
maybe he wanted to enter the pain olympics.
Re: Inches away from a Darwin Award
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:54 am
by Teaos
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Re: Inches away from a Darwin Award
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:23 am
by Lt. Staplic
Teaos wrote:...
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search youtube...but be warned...I would wait till you don't have a full stomach....it's not pretty.