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Midget Wrestlers Murdered By Pretend Prostitutes

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:54 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Seriously.
Mexican authorities say two professional wrestlers found dead in a hotel in the country's capital may have been fatally drugged by a gang of female robbers.

Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name La Parkita, meaning Little Death, and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as Espectrito Jr.

Authorities said the two women were seen leaving the men's Mexico City hotel room before the bodies were discovered on Monday.

Miguel Angel Mancera, a prosecutor, said gangs of female robbers were experienced in using drugs to knock men out before robbing them but these robbers may have used too strong a dose.

That may have been because of the wrestlers' stature, although larger men have died in similar crimes.

Midget wrestling is officially featured at professional wrestling tournaments in Mexico and the US.
Incredibly, this ain't The Onion.

Re: Midget Wrestlers Murdered By Pretend Prostitutes

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:02 pm
by Mikey
That sort of show-wrestling is HUGELY popular in Mexico.

Re: Midget Wrestlers Murdered By Pretend Prostitutes

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:48 am
by IanKennedy
Sounds like the plot of a CSI episode.

Re: Midget Wrestlers Murdered By Pretend Prostitutes

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:55 am
by Nickswitz
I thought it was when I first read it, it surprised me more that it was real...

Re: Midget Wrestlers Murdered By Pretend Prostitutes

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:56 am
by Lazar
Midget Wrestlers Murdered By Pretend Prostitutes
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...

Re: Midget Wrestlers Murdered By Pretend Prostitutes

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:00 am
by Nickswitz
You'd have a grand total of, 1 nickel... You should have asked for a lot more... :P

Re: Midget Wrestlers Murdered By Pretend Prostitutes

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:06 am
by Vic
No no no wait a minute Nick, you've heard this more than once Lazar? :? :) :D :lol: :laughroll:

Re: Midget Wrestlers Murdered By Pretend Prostitutes

Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:04 am
by Foxfyre
Vic wrote:No no no wait a minute Nick, you've heard this more than once Lazar? :? :) :D :lol: :laughroll:
wondering that myself