FML
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:20 am
any one ever been to the FML website...it's really funny.
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Re: FML
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:52 am
Wow. That's all I can say
Re: FML
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:31 am
Today, we got our yearbooks for school. I opened to my profile to see that they misspelled my first name which is James. They wrote Lames.
Re: FML
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:13 pm
That teacher should be fired for being rude and disgraceful.Today, my teacher demanded to talk to my dad because she thought he wasn't a good enough male role model because i'd misbehaved. i told her he had died of cancer in 2005. She said that my lie was rude, disgraceful, and that i should be ashamed, then gave me a detention. He actually did die.
Re: FML
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:14 pm
Seconded.Nickswitz wrote:That teacher should be fired for being rude and disgraceful.Today, my teacher demanded to talk to my dad because she thought he wasn't a good enough male role model because i'd misbehaved. i told her he had died of cancer in 2005. She said that my lie was rude, disgraceful, and that i should be ashamed, then gave me a detention. He actually did die.
Re: FML
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:19 pm
Hilarious.Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks a**hole. I got it." in plain english. FML
Re: FML
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:49 am
I love this site now, no matter how bad a day I'm having reading one page makes it feel soo much better. 
Re: FML
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:21 am
Yep.......I especially love the sex ones. Big surprise there
Re: FML
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:59 pm
the first time I went on the site there was one about how he and his girlfriend were starting mess around and she reached down and grabbed his crotch and whispered, "Get hard for me"...he was hard.lol