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The latest unemployment figures could not be released today because statisticians are on strike.

Have to love them indeed - you couldn't make something like that up.

Ahh the French. The worlds biggest joke

The Onion misses out...

Oh, man, even the Onion would consider this too unrealistic!

America needs some general strikes

hmmm...

a mail carrier strike ends but the mail carriers don't learn about it since there's no one to bring them the mail?

(supposing there were bank teller unions) Obama creates new jobs but the workers can't cash their paychecks because of a bank teller strike?

One of the shortest books ever written was "Famous French Battles"

Nutso wrote:The Onion misses out...

The Onion is one of the few trustworthy and reliable news sources around.

Capt. Jethro wrote:One of the shortest books ever written was "Famous French Battles"

I think you mean famous french victories

And they've had a whole slew of them. Just not many ended on the winning side of the war. But they have won many battles. How else would they have been a threat to someone with a great war record like England.

In fairness, it's only been since the 20th century that the French have started to royally suck.

Rochey wrote:In fairness, it's only been since the 20th century that the French have started to royally suck.

If you're going to suck, may as well do it right!

Captain Picard's Hair wrote:

Rochey wrote:In fairness, it's only been since the 20th century that the French have started to royally suck.

If you're going to suck, may as well do it right!

Thats what....*ahem*

"Royally" suck? No, the didn't suck nearly as badly when they still had royalty.

Yeah, the French Monarchy couldn't even win a war against themselves.