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Cops: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:37 pm
by Mark
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.
The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.
The man was freed on $7,500 bail.
Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.
Re: Cops: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:59 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.
Re: Cops: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:01 pm
by Mark
I really don't know WHAT to say about this one, except.....
BAH ha ha ha
Re: Cops: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:36 pm
by Tsukiyumi
Keep it coming, man. Truth
is stranger than fiction.
Re: Cops: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:51 am
by Sonic Glitch
Like my dad says:
We can't make this shit up.
Thats just...
along with
..and maybe a little
thrown in.
Re: Cops: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:45 am
by Tsukiyumi
I still want to know what kind of sandwich was involved.
Reuben? Pastrami on Rye? Meatball? Inquiring minds would like to know.
Re: Cops: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:26 am
by Mark
BLT...........it had to be.
Re: Cops: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:28 pm
by Sionnach Glic
I'm betting on a ham & cheese sandwich. It's always the quiet ones......
Re: Cops: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:19 pm
by Mikey
I don't think that they can legally report on the type of sandwich, as it was probably under 18 years old.
Now, who got to eat the sandwich?
Re: Cops: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:12 pm
by Tsukiyumi
Mikey wrote:...Now, who got to eat the sandwich?
First cop on the scene, of course.
Re: Cops: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:54 pm
by Mark
Re: Cops: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:46 pm
by Sionnach Glic
"Chief, you just ate the evidence!"
Re: Cops: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:20 pm
by Mark
:::wipes mouth:::
Less paperwork this way, officer.
Re: Cops: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:04 pm
by stitch626