Sarah Palin's new job

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Sarah Palin's new job

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Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has received her first job offer since failing in her bid to become vice-president of the United States, and it comes with a large cash offer. Florida-based porn director Cezar Capone has offered to pay Palin $2 million to appear in an adult film production.

Capone, who calls himself "the king of all MILF films," promises in an open letter on his website that the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition, and feature a "beautiful mother recognized by all of America ... as the most desirable woman over 40."

To prove he's serious about the offer, Capone says he's prepared to hold the money in escrow immediately.

To sweeten the deal, Palin's husband Todd has been offered a co-starring role in the production, for which Capone would be "prepared to kick in an extra $100,000," and a new Arctic Cat snowmobile.

Palin hasn't publicly responded to the offer, which was sent to her administration office in Juneau, Alaska on Nov. 6.

Capone has previously released such films as Agent Filthy 0069, High Definition and Sophia Revealed, none of which featured any senior members of the U.S. Republican Party.

Hustler Magazine recently released a spoof Palin porn video titled Nailin' Paylin, which was referenced in a now-infamous YouTube prank call made by Montreal shock jocks the Masked Avengers in the final days of the U.S. election campaign.
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:wtf: She should do it. I'd pay to see that.
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I'd buy it.
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The raunchier the better, I say. :happydevil:
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I'd buy it too.
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Maybe with a name like Laura Bush (Laura Lane Welch Bush infact), the ex-first lady might find similiar work.
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kostmayer wrote:Maybe with a name like Laura Bush (Laura Lane Welch Bush infact), the ex-first lady might find similiar work.
I'm sure there's a few oil billionares in the middle east who'd pay good money.
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Think that there is any chance that she would?
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Not for two million.
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