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GO BIBLE THUMPERS!
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:04 pm
by Sonic Glitch
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080825/ap_ ... foster_ban
Wonderful Ain't it?
Makes me proud to be an American (where at least I know I'm free{so long as I'm a heteroesexual conservative Christian married couple....and/or white})
Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:01 am
by Aaron
Wow, way to fuck over all the common-law folk. AMERICA FUCK YEAH! Or rather Arkansas, not that I'm surprised at this mind you.
Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:59 am
by Bryan Moore
Fwcking A. The only thing worse than strict catholics are strict southern protestants. Dicks.
Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:18 am
by Tsukiyumi
I like this bit:
"Arkansas needs to affirm the importance of married mothers and fathers," Family Council President Jerry Cox said. "We need to publicly affirm the gold standard of rearing children whenever we can. The state standard should be as close to that gold standard of married mom and dad homes as possible."
So, married couples are the "gold standard" of rearing children? Funny, as a child I don't think I would've believed that, with my dad stomping on my mom's head, or waking her up in the middle of the night just to knock her teeth out. How does being married have any bearing on how good a parent someone is?
Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:24 am
by JudgeKing
Prepare the fleet to BDZ/exterminatus/destroy Little Rock in response to this atrocity of civil rights!
Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:22 am
by Aaron
Tsukiyumi wrote:
So, married couples are the "gold standard" of rearing children? Funny, as a child I don't think I would've believed that, with my dad stomping on my mom's head, or waking her up in the middle of the night just to knock her teeth out. How does being married have any bearing on how good a parent someone is?
It only matters that your a Christian and married, we'll just ignore all those stats pointing out their divorce and crime rates....
Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:48 am
by Teaos
But if we let gay people raise kids the kids might grow up open minded to other ways of life, we cant have that.
Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:51 am
by Aaron
Teaos wrote:But if we let gay people raise kids the kids might grow up open minded to other ways of life, we cant have that.
Of course not! Didn't you know that all gays think and act the same way? Why their children might vote Democrat, be athiests, have abortions or *gasp* be gay!
Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:54 am
by Tsukiyumi
Teaos wrote:But if we let gay people raise kids the kids might grow up open minded to other ways of life, we cant have that.
Of course not. If the next generation of Christians aren't indoctrinated properly, they might stop giving ministers expensive cars, and enough money to convert sports stadiums into churches (
Lakewood Church).
Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:18 pm
by Aaron
Tsukiyumi wrote:
Of course not. If the next generation of Christians aren't indoctrinated properly, they might stop giving ministers expensive cars, and enough money to convert sports stadiums into churches (
Lakewood Church).
Ahh televangilists, didn't those clowns learn anything from Jim Bakker?
Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:21 pm
by Tsukiyumi
Apparently not.
That's what I think of Lakewood Church.
Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:37 pm
by Sionnach Glic
I say we nuke the site from orbit.
Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:41 pm
by Teaos
Thats your answer to everything
Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:42 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Anything worth doing is worth doing with large amounts of nuclear warheads.
Re: GO BIBLE THUMPERS!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 3:37 pm
by Reliant121
Cpl Kendall wrote:Teaos wrote:But if we let gay people raise kids the kids might grow up open minded to other ways of life, we cant have that.
Of course not! Didn't you know that all gays think and act the same way? Why their children might vote Democrat, be athiests, have abortions or *gasp* be gay!
OH GOD!!! I feel so ashamed! To even consider fathering a child with -gasps and falls back- another man! I think i may be ill with my sinning!
pfft get real.