The Macrovirus.
I just saw the episode, maybe an hour ago, and I was wondering, how would Kirk have delt with it with his technology.
Also, this thread is for our musings on how Kirk would have delt with other threats that the other captains faced.
How would Kirk deal with...
How would Kirk deal with...
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: How would Kirk deal with...
He would've found some way to get shirtless, and then either kicked its ass, talked it to death, or possibly slept with it. 
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Fixed it for you.Tsukiyumi wrote:He would've found some way to get shirtless, and then either kicked its ass, talked it to death, AND possibly slept with it.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Ok then. I think that third one might be a little difficult... and dangerous.
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If anyone could do it, Kirk could.
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I got the high gloss luster
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Re: How would Kirk deal with...
He'd shoot diamonds into its heart. Even if it didn't have a heart, he'd shoot diamonds into it.
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When you say shoot diamonds, I assume you mean in the act of killing it, and not sleeping with it.
I know Kirk is an amazing fella and all, but I doubt even he ejaculates precious minerals.
I know Kirk is an amazing fella and all, but I doubt even he ejaculates precious minerals.
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I was about to use the diamond line myself... but you forgot that he would first build a bamboo cannon.He'd shoot diamonds into its heart. Even if it didn't have a heart, he'd shoot diamonds into it.
Its a reference to the TOS Episode Arena.When you say shoot diamonds, I assume you mean in the act of killing it, and not sleeping with it.
I know Kirk is an amazing fella and all, but I doubt even he ejaculates precious minerals.
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Yeah, seriously. Ouch.kostmayer wrote:When you say shoot diamonds, I assume you mean in the act of killing it, and not sleeping with it.
I know Kirk is an amazing fella and all, but I doubt even he ejaculates precious minerals.
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The way woman were after him, maybe he did!kostmayer wrote:When you say shoot diamonds, I assume you mean in the act of killing it, and not sleeping with it.
I know Kirk is an amazing fella and all, but I doubt even he ejaculates precious minerals.
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He wouldn't be able to deal with the macrovirus. No EMH means no one to be immune to the disease.
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kostmayer wrote:When you say shoot diamonds, I assume you mean in the act of killing it, and not sleeping with it.
I know Kirk is an amazing fella and all, but I doubt even he ejaculates precious minerals.
Yes, I mean killing it!
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Ok, lets say, just for arguments sake, that... Q gave him an EMH for the day.SuperSaiyaMan12 wrote:He wouldn't be able to deal with the macrovirus. No EMH means no one to be immune to the disease.
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Or a HAZMAT/enviroment suit. Wait, they had those.stitch626 wrote:
Ok, lets say, just for arguments sake, that... Q gave him an EMH for the day.
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Something tells me that didn't work, or else Janeway would have used them in the episode.Cpl Kendall wrote:Or a HAZMAT/enviroment suit. Wait, they had those.stitch626 wrote:
Ok, lets say, just for arguments sake, that... Q gave him an EMH for the day.