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Cool beans:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080526/ap_ ... oenix_mars

We need to start sending over habbitats for future colonizing.
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Wow, everything worked fine, for once.
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So they learned what metric is?
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Teaos wrote:So they learned what metric is?
We in America always knew what metric was - but since the standard for the meter is kept in France, we just ignore it.

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Mikey wrote:
Teaos wrote:So they learned what metric is?
We in America always knew what metric was - but since the standard for the meter is kept in France, we just ignore it.

*grins evilly and waits for people to shout about what America owes France*

your answer - a slap in the le face. *flame suit = on*
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MetalHead wrote:your answer - a slap in the le face. *flame suit = on*
:lol:
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Ze glove, she stings... :wink:
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Rochey wrote:Wow, everything worked fine, for once.
Yeah, when I heard they had successfully landed, I thought "Are they serious, they did something right?"
Oh well, they'll crash the next one, I'm sure.
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Actually NASA is 3/3 in the 21st century for Mars landings.

The British.... 0/1
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They are? :oops:
Huh, I thought they've launched more than three. Oh well.
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stitch626 wrote:They are? :oops:
Huh, I thought they've launched more than three. Oh well.
21st century.
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Thats the one after the 20th and before the 22nd :)
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Teaos wrote:Thats the one after the 20th and before the 22nd :)

Wait a minute... I gotta figure this out...
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Monroe wrote:
stitch626 wrote:They are? :oops:
Huh, I thought they've launched more than three. Oh well.
21st century.
Oh, so I was right... sort of.
So, how many ships has NASA sent to Mars overall?
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Alright I consider there to be two catagories of Mars missions. Orbiters (of which there have been many as they are fairly easy as these things go) and missions where you actually put something on the surface, which is hard.

For lander/rover type missions I believe the current scorecard, from
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploratio ... xploration
is:

Russia 0/8 (ouch!)
Britain 0/1
USA 6/8

However those two failures were pretty famous and recent so you'd remember them. Though I would have thought you'd have heard about the Rovers. They stayed in the news for a while because winds that knocked dust off their solar pannels kept them operational far far longer than expected. Actually those little buggers are still going at something like 20x their expected mission duration.

Remember any pictures of something like this
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